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Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 10:18 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Yeah, yeah I know, TMI.

Yeah, yeah I know, TMI.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 10:17 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

As my new romantic relationship has shown me,...

As my new romantic relationship has shown me, there are multiple ways to get dirty.

I like it.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 10:11 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

It's not quite THAT rural where I live VVol.

It's not quite THAT rural where I live VVol.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 10:10 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Did I show you guys my new eMTB yet? I think it...

Did I show you guys my new eMTB yet? I think it may be about the lightest one on the market, particularly after I switched out the 2.4" Maxxis DHR tires for 2.1" Maxxis Aspens (which I also have on...
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 10:05 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Next stop: 100K posts. Oh yes.

Next stop: 100K posts.

Oh yes.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:59 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Asterisk THAT you BF Censor Nazi Scum.

Asterisk THAT you BF Censor Nazi Scum.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:58 AM
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Posted By patentcad

One of these days my new gf is going to give me...

One of these days my new gf is going to give me BJO Whiplash.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:56 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

I was off by one. *****que moi.

I was off by one. *****que moi.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:55 AM
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Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

...2

...2
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:54 AM
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Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Is this cheating?

Is this cheating?
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:54 AM
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Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

...3

...3
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:53 AM
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Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

...4

...4
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:53 AM
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Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

5 posts away from 90,500.

5 posts away from 90,500.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:49 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

If I can gain 10 more lbs. I can apply for a job...

If I can gain 10 more lbs. I can apply for a job as a Circus Fat Lady in the Spring and see the world.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:48 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

You never exactly struck me as a Millennial my...

You never exactly struck me as a Millennial my little Gomerkins.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:30 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

e-Bikes would be more powerful if they ran on A/C...

e-Bikes would be more powerful if they ran on A/C power, but the extension cord management issues would present a challenge.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:29 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Stick around fatso and pretty soon we'll all be...

Stick around fatso and pretty soon we'll all be friggin DEAD. BF needs a Youth Movement.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:24 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

The BF Papal Treasury was looted long ago for a...

The BF Papal Treasury was looted long ago for a hookers & blow weekend c.2014.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:14 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

AND I got my first SSI check last week. ...

AND I got my first SSI check last week. $2100.00. Cha friggin ching. Hey WTF, I've been paying SS taxes for FORTY EIGHT years.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:13 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

The AAPL stock turned out to be a fortuitous...

The AAPL stock turned out to be a fortuitous investment. But then I never doubted. FB hasn't sucked either.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:08 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

WTF, it's 10AM and I just got out of bed.

WTF, it's 10AM and I just got out of bed.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 09:08 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

I'm retired now you know. So behave.

I'm retired now you know. So behave.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 08:54 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Nothing's as potentially wild as Central Park...

Nothing's as potentially wild as Central Park after midnight. Trust me on this.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-15-20, 08:53 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Define 'bicycle ride'.

Define 'bicycle ride'.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 10:45 PM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Silly country bumpkin.

Silly country bumpkin.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 08:46 PM
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Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Are you kidding? There are white tailed deer now...

Are you kidding? There are white tailed deer now in Central Park in Manhattan.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 08:20 PM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

It's probably above your pay grade you Addiction...

It's probably above your pay grade you Addiction hoser. Hey, it was above mine. But that didn't stop me from buying it.
Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 08:10 PM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

You idiots are killing me with all these friggin...

You idiots are killing me with all these friggin Johnny Lunchpailmobiles.
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Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 06:25 PM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQ6NtbZxiE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQ6NtbZxiE
Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 10:30 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

Blow me fatso

Blow me fatso
Forum: Road Cycling
01-14-20, 10:03 AM
Replies: 12,275
Views: 493,485
Posted By patentcad

ADDITION??? WTF? I C what you didn't do...

ADDITION??? WTF?

I C what you didn't do there.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-24-19, 10:38 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

I'll get there by 2050 no problem.

I'll get there by 2050 no problem.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-24-19, 10:38 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Yeah, well we did miss the Festivus Airing of...

Yeah, well we did miss the Festivus Airing of Grievances.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-24-19, 10:16 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

FEEL the BF Holiday Love.

FEEL the BF Holiday Love.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-24-19, 10:00 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Merry Xmas you idiots.

Merry Xmas you idiots.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 01:04 PM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

I don't like to buy acoustic guitars online...

I don't like to buy acoustic guitars online because you don't get to play them. But the other Collings guitars I have played were all killer, so I took a chance. The guitar does not disappoint,...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 12:53 PM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Try it some time fredly, it might surprise you.

Try it some time fredly, it might surprise you.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 12:52 PM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

WhatEVER. Now that I am getting some, I am once...

WhatEVER. Now that I am getting some, I am once again the Master of My Domain, which is far more important.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:51 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Are any of you losers even getting laid anymore?

Are any of you losers even getting laid anymore?
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:50 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Oh yeah, I'm lying in bed with my new girlfriend....

Oh yeah, I'm lying in bed with my new girlfriend. I've never had so much sex in my life.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:50 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Don't forget whose thread this is you idiots.

Don't forget whose thread this is you idiots.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:49 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Did I mention the Collings Brazilian dreadnaught?...

Did I mention the Collings Brazilian dreadnaught? What. A. Cannon. ...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:43 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Wut

Wut
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:13 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Don't evade the question junior.

Don't evade the question junior.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:12 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

Fatso Boomer to you kid.

Fatso Boomer to you kid.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 07:04 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

I have switched from the Cannondale eMTB to the...

I have switched from the Cannondale eMTB to the much lighter (and somewhat pricier) Pivot Shuttle XTR. Sub 45 lbs. which for an e-MTB is like a 14lb. road bike.

...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-22-19, 06:59 AM
Replies: 1,590
Views: 62,343
Posted By patentcad

>>Addiction LXXVIb<< LXVII friggin 'b'? WTF?...

>>Addiction LXXVIb<<

LXVII friggin 'b'? WTF? Did we run out of Roman numerals?

Just sayin.
Forum: Road Cycling
11-16-19, 08:54 AM
Replies: 3,557
Views: 195,345
Posted By patentcad

What kind of idiot names their car? Dude, I...

What kind of idiot names their car? Dude, I was in the car biz for too long to look @ cars as anything but cars. Sleds. Sheet metal. And maybe if you're in the biz, giant overpriced poker...
Forum: Road Cycling
11-16-19, 03:04 AM
Replies: 3,557
Views: 195,345
Posted By patentcad

I do think I'm falling in love with Amy. ...

I do think I'm falling in love with Amy.

Very happy.
Forum: Road Cycling
11-16-19, 03:04 AM
Replies: 3,557
Views: 195,345
Posted By patentcad

I did retain full custody of the bench. Filomena...

I did retain full custody of the bench. Filomena has visitation rights for 10 minutes every alternate weekend and a full half hour twice each summer.
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