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Forum: Commuting
11-22-13, 02:41 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,490
Posted By burns

I agree. There were ten inches of his dick trying...

I agree. There were ten inches of his dick trying to escape his Spandex-trousers. Good job!

Hans :)
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
11-19-13, 03:57 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,693
Posted By burns

Can be connected directly or via Youtube to a...

Can be connected directly or via Youtube to a collection bag? Are you sure?

:roflmao2:
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-17-13, 08:24 PM
Replies: 4,915
Views: 776,509
Posted By burns

351238 My birdie is sitting on my shoulder. ...

351238

My birdie is sitting on my shoulder.

:)
Forum: Road Cycling
11-17-13, 07:55 PM
Replies: 438
Views: 143,644
Posted By burns

Hi Dan, I bought the first one because of...

Hi Dan,

I bought the first one because of the beauty of the frame and the colour, bought additionally a carbon wheelset (HED3)
and the smallest tires (18mm with 10 bar) and now it feels that...
Forum: Road Cycling
11-17-13, 07:14 PM
Replies: 27,209
Views: 18,416,461
Posted By burns

The "schnizzle"??? Is that Jiddish? Or is it...

The "schnizzle"??? Is that Jiddish? Or is it Chechoslowakian? (As I presume with your nick), Zatopek was one of the
quickest runners of the 50ies in Europe!

Kind regards,

Hans :)
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
11-17-13, 05:26 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,693
Posted By burns

This device looks rather sexy! Is it dedicated...

This device looks rather sexy! Is it dedicated for the section 50+? And where should you stick it in in case of Need?
Forum: Road Cycling
11-17-13, 05:16 PM
Replies: 438
Views: 143,644
Posted By burns

You`re kidding, but I don`t care, Hans

You`re kidding, but I don`t care,

Hans
Forum: Road Cycling
11-17-13, 04:35 PM
Replies: 438
Views: 143,644
Posted By burns

Oldies are Goodies

My four y foils...

The blue one is missing, sorry..

Hans :)
Forum: Europe
11-17-13, 03:59 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,308
Posted By burns

If you really want to avoid tourists, you better...

If you really want to avoid tourists, you better stay at home...
´cause you`re a tourist yourself! :lol:

Hans :)
Forum: Classic & Vintage
11-17-13, 02:44 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,350
Posted By burns

Ive got to agree with John, 40 years of smoking...

Ive got to agree with John, 40 years of smoking two packages a day let me feel suffocating still now. COPD is no fun, even when
I stopped smoking (had to stop,`cause I felt like choking ) three...
Forum: Europe
04-27-10, 02:37 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,201
Posted By burns

You may arrange it in advance if you mail some...

You may arrange it in advance if you mail some shipping companies out of the yellow pages. Travel agencies will charge you an extra fee.
I`ve never seen the Pacific. New York - Rotterdam - Hamburg...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
04-24-10, 03:54 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,903
Posted By burns

My first long ride is 47 years ago. I rode with...

My first long ride is 47 years ago. I rode with my steelframed Campagnolo equipped bike from Vienna to Salzburg (300 kms).
It took me 14 hours with two stops, to fill the water bottle and to pee....
Forum: Road Cycling
04-24-10, 03:23 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,401
Posted By burns

No jokes, no kidding, but a 54frame is for girls...

No jokes, no kidding, but a 54frame is for girls with 1,50 meters (not centimeters!). No wonder, if your knee hurts, it bumps frequently against
the steering bar! :)
Forum: Electric Bikes
04-24-10, 03:10 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 980
Posted By burns

It depends, if you`ve got a driving licence or...

It depends, if you`ve got a driving licence or not. Here in Austria and Germany you may drive a 250 Watt bicycle without a licence plate.
You ride 25-40 kms an hour. Some years before, they...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-24-10, 01:42 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,401
Posted By burns

If i were turkish, my knee would hurt too, `cause...

If i were turkish, my knee would hurt too, `cause going down on the carpet five times a day to pray,
has nothing to do with biking :)

Hans
Forum: Road Cycling
04-22-10, 04:18 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 17,920
Posted By burns

I don`t know what an LBS is, but he`s right! If...

I don`t know what an LBS is, but he`s right! If you ride tubulars and the road is very smooth you`d feel the bump.
But not with mountain bike tires.
Forum: Europe
04-22-10, 03:37 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,201
Posted By burns

I´ve been crossing the Atlantic for several times...

I´ve been crossing the Atlantic for several times on a cargo ship. The cheapest thing is, if you walk to a harbor and ask the first officer
of a container vessel if he takes you over. If there is a...
Forum: Touring
04-22-10, 03:06 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 8,157
Posted By burns

I`ve had troubles with broken spokes since 50...

I`ve had troubles with broken spokes since 50 years. Two years ago I bought two HED3 threespoke carbon wheelsets, and this problem is
solved. I know, they`re are expensive, but they`re worth it and...
Forum: Classic & Vintage
10-24-09, 06:01 AM
Replies: 351
Views: 29,372
Posted By burns

The last thing I bought was a HED 3 wheeelset,...

The last thing I bought was a HED 3 wheeelset, `cause I didn`t like the red Rolf Vctors which came
with the bike. They cost me (used) approx. 900 bucks.

Regards,

Hans:beer:
Forum: Road Cycling
06-13-09, 03:02 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 11,662
Posted By burns

Why three of them

The first one is mine, the second one is for the occasion, when a friend without a bike comes to
visit me, so we can make a tour, the third one is just a frame, thought as a sparepart, if one
of...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-12-09, 04:17 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 11,662
Posted By burns

Hi, Assos

One of the reasons I joined Bike forum was, to find out if there are boardies, which ride an
Y foil. Since last summer I`m the proud owner of such an eyecatcher.
(Especially in Austria). It`s a 77,...
Forum: Introductions
06-12-09, 02:37 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 322
Posted By burns

We all...

Dear Hendrick,

thanks for your reply!

It does`nt sound very optimistic. Might be, you think I could help you with your complaints,
(I`d like it). Sigmund Freud lived here in Vienna, but,...
Forum: Introductions
06-10-09, 05:58 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 322
Posted By burns

Not so easy

It`s not so easy, for an European, to find the right clicks to answer!
(`Cause it`s an American homepage).

But I want to thank you, for your welcome.

As I told before, everybody, if 50 or 20...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-10-09, 05:04 PM
Replies: 220
Views: 200,579
Posted By burns

I wonder...!

I`m very glad, to find out, that bikers, even when they are in the 70th, overrule soccerplayers.
(which is not a miracle).
If you see the pics in the newspapers, it`s easy to understand.
In the...
Forum: Introductions
06-10-09, 03:34 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 322
Posted By burns

Kind regards from old Europe

Dear Boardies,

I`d like to introduce myself.

My name is Hans, I`m from Vienna, Austria, and I`d like to get in contact with other bikers in
the US. I`m a member of an Austrian Bikeboard and...
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