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Back in college when my girlfriend and I lived together (oh no!) and she hit me with that line. Never forgot it. Still don’t know what she was talking about - obviously I was, and still am, too dense.
As a public service and so nobody can feel as dense as I did, below is an explanation why women do not want to be drafted. I will try to make it painfully clear:
women have an innate fear of being *****, because a very high percentage have a female friend who has been victimized. <- There it is. The long and short.
A woman’s fear, whether real or imagined, it’s still fear. Never draft women you don’t know. If you can’t understand that, out of the gene pool!
As a public service and so nobody can feel as dense as I did, below is an explanation why women do not want to be drafted. I will try to make it painfully clear:
women have an innate fear of being *****, because a very high percentage have a female friend who has been victimized. <- There it is. The long and short.
A woman’s fear, whether real or imagined, it’s still fear. Never draft women you don’t know. If you can’t understand that, out of the gene pool!
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Y'all are entertaining a Red Pill whack-a-do on propriety towards women.
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Do sparkle watts cause burns on your legs like metal slag? Must be why cyclists wear long socks. Probably looks cool if riding in the dark.
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I think hardcore triathletes do it all the time. It might be a rite of passage. That's about it, though. I don't think they pull on Superman's Cape, or spit into the wind. I don't think they pull the mask off that old Long Ranger or mess around with guys named Jim/Slim either. I could be wrong. They might spit into the wind. Maybe.
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I think hardcore triathletes do it all the time. It might be a rite of passage. That's about it, though. I don't think they pull on Superman's Cape, or spit into the wind. I don't think they pull the mask off that old Long Ranger or mess around with guys named Jim/Slim either. I could be wrong. They might spit into the wind. Maybe.
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Oh.
Well, then, I sure hope my newly acquired 1985 Centurion Ironman was never owned by an actual triathlete. Because, ew. Needs a good wash anyway.
Well, then, I sure hope my newly acquired 1985 Centurion Ironman was never owned by an actual triathlete. Because, ew. Needs a good wash anyway.
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fwiw, this also extends into the virtual Zwift world - hence a lot of gender separated events
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But, hey, you learn something every day.
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Never gave that any consideration. On Zwift, I'd just hitch a ride whenever I needed a break even though I don't do that on the road. Have a hard time believing that any woman would consider that creepy since there is so much anonymity. Unless you happened to be drafting the same person every time they are Zwifting. And, I can't imagine how you could figure out a way to do that.
But, hey, you learn something every day.
But, hey, you learn something every day.
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