Bumper Stickers For Bikes
01-06-13, 01:48 PM
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Bumper Stickers For Bikes
I'm thinking of marketing a range of pithy bumper stickers for bikes, the first one obviously has to be:
My Other Bike Is A Brompton
aimed at riders of other folders who suffer from low self esteem.
That's as far as I've got, but i think its a rich seam to mine - any suggestions for something witty to prick the ego of BF, R20, Moulton, etc. owners ?
My Other Bike Is A Brompton
aimed at riders of other folders who suffer from low self esteem.
That's as far as I've got, but i think its a rich seam to mine - any suggestions for something witty to prick the ego of BF, R20, Moulton, etc. owners ?
01-07-13, 05:24 AM
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A personalised one for the following:
Snafu21: VERBAL ASSASSIN GIVE WAY!
Diode100: MY OTHER BIKE IS IN A SHOP WINDOW!
Sesamecrunch: I LIKE IT LYING ON MY BACK!
Chagzuki: BROMPTON; INNOVATE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Snafu21: VERBAL ASSASSIN GIVE WAY!
Diode100: MY OTHER BIKE IS IN A SHOP WINDOW!
Sesamecrunch: I LIKE IT LYING ON MY BACK!
Chagzuki: BROMPTON; INNOVATE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
01-07-13, 08:29 AM
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Folderitis, there is no cure.
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01-07-13, 12:26 PM
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'Sorry had to steal a little from you Snafu 
'
I have forgiven Brompton owners everything, after reading the race results from the last Smithfield Nocturne race:
[TABLE]
[TR]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]First Name[/TD]
[TD="width: 140"]Last Name[/TD]
[TD="width: 140"]Team[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]1[/TD]
[TD]Jeroen[/TD]
[TD]Janssen[/TD]
[TD]Dahon
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
'Dahon, faster in London than a Brompton'
'I have forgiven Brompton owners everything, after reading the race results from the last Smithfield Nocturne race:
[TABLE]
[TR]
[TD]No[/TD]
[TD]First Name[/TD]
[TD="width: 140"]Last Name[/TD]
[TD="width: 140"]Team[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]1[/TD]
[TD]Jeroen[/TD]
[TD]Janssen[/TD]
[TD]Dahon
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
'Dahon, faster in London than a Brompton'
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01-07-13, 12:31 PM
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A local shop puts this on all of their builds:
"Your bike sucks"
"Your bike sucks"
01-07-13, 12:31 PM
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01-07-13, 12:33 PM
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I retreated to recumbents. It's harder to hoard recumbents 'cause they're so much bigger!!!
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01-07-13, 05:21 PM
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I assume you mean stickers for motor vehicle bumpers and not for your...ahem, bumper...while you're riding a bike?
01-09-13, 03:00 AM
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Custom stickers I need............
on my Mezzos.................. "No its not a Bromptom !!"
on my Bromton .................." You should see my MEzzo, its got dual drive blah, blah"
Or ...................................... " its not slow because its got small wheels its got gears!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or ......................................." its not a small bike it a bike with small wheels "
or on my DIblasi ............." dont worry it folds well"
Love the evolution sticker mr crunch.
I need one of thoses starting with a person scrathing theirhead tring to get a bike into a small car then getting a bigger car, and that still not working getting multiple bikes in to cars, then using a rack, then tring to take wheels off, then buying a large cheap folder, and fininally realising proper folder best option. Evolution.
on my Mezzos.................. "No its not a Bromptom !!"
on my Bromton .................." You should see my MEzzo, its got dual drive blah, blah"
Or ...................................... " its not slow because its got small wheels its got gears!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or ......................................." its not a small bike it a bike with small wheels "
or on my DIblasi ............." dont worry it folds well"
Love the evolution sticker mr crunch.
I need one of thoses starting with a person scrathing theirhead tring to get a bike into a small car then getting a bigger car, and that still not working getting multiple bikes in to cars, then using a rack, then tring to take wheels off, then buying a large cheap folder, and fininally realising proper folder best option. Evolution.
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01-09-13, 03:08 AM
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Is the recumbent just a "dead end" evolutionary example? if so quite accurant to asume not shared branch with folders!!
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