Waxing the boys...?
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It'll go a little like this...
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These threads kill me...
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Originally Posted by powers2b
On peach fuzz maybe.....but not on crabgrass...
Wax only if you can afford to have a professional do a Brazilian wax job on you. Do not use depilatories unless you like roasted nuts. Shaving is probably your best option.
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Originally Posted by powers2b
On peach fuzz maybe.....but not on crabgrass...
Like I said, SHAVE FIRST then RIPPPPP!
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OUCH, Try this:
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Originally Posted by HunterBee
The boys. The two sensitive fellas that ride inside your bike shorts.
can you shed some light on your motivations for wanting to even ask something so painfully weird?
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Originally Posted by MERTON
we can't really call them weight weenies anymore now can we.
How 'bout weight nuts?
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Originally Posted by HunterBee
My girlfriend likes them smooth but I really hate shaving and I hated Nair even more. So I am looking for an alternative method.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Wow, it takes a very confident guy to start a thread about this. But why?!
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Try it, you won't go back.
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Just shows what wusses guys really are. That women think nothing of waxing to go naked down there, and men can't get over the perceived pain factor.
By the way, yes, the itch after shaving is an inhibiting factor ... especially for bike riding. Depalination by wax or Nair probably would be better. I'm just too lazy to go through the routine every week or fortnight or whatever.
If you like the feeling of hairless legs, then it only needs a bit of tidy-up work further up. Even better to get a partner to help, I'd reckon... see how much trust there is in the relationship
By the way, yes, the itch after shaving is an inhibiting factor ... especially for bike riding. Depalination by wax or Nair probably would be better. I'm just too lazy to go through the routine every week or fortnight or whatever.
If you like the feeling of hairless legs, then it only needs a bit of tidy-up work further up. Even better to get a partner to help, I'd reckon... see how much trust there is in the relationship
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If you wanna know what it's like, try putting a piece of duct tape on your boys, then rip it off.
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Originally Posted by Rowan
Just shows what wusses guys really are. That women think nothing of waxing to go naked down there, and men can't get over the perceived pain factor.
I'm not saying a bikini wax is a walk in the park; how the hell would I know anyways? But my educated guess says waxing your sack is going to be a painful exercise.
Just shave. It isn't hard, and in the end, it'll be just a smooth. WARNING: do this and you will not want to go back.
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be careful with that, slvoid, you don´t want your boys to go on a big trip abroad.
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I would be afraid that you'd get a bunch of ingrown hairs!!!! NOT sexy.
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On cold days, it'll feel like these 'tween your legs.
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Get a girl friend that doesn't want you to experience unnecessary pain. You are disgrace to the male sex. Wear the pants, brother! Tell her how to pleasure you. The boys are the least erogenous part in that area of my body, or am I unique in this?
Moderators, Koffee! Kill this thread! Or move it to the openly gay cyclists forum and don't allow straights to look at threads in that forum. This thread is like a car wreck, I didn't want to look but I couldn't stop myself from looking and now I'm sorry that I did!
Moderators, Koffee! Kill this thread! Or move it to the openly gay cyclists forum and don't allow straights to look at threads in that forum. This thread is like a car wreck, I didn't want to look but I couldn't stop myself from looking and now I'm sorry that I did!
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Why kill it? You're making us laugh
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Originally Posted by qmsdc15
The boys are the least erogenous part in that area of my body, or am I unique in this?