The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)
09-24-12, 10:09 AM
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that's not jackass, thats badass!
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09-24-12, 10:10 AM
#5202
My pants used to fit me
So the jackass part is that there isn't another dog to feed rounds into that gun, right? Clearly this guy hasn't spent much time out in the ****.
09-24-12, 10:33 AM
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diggin the houdini lock on his chainring but not digging the judging stare his headlight is giving.
09-24-12, 10:40 AM
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:)
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09-24-12, 07:43 PM
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elderly pug does not hear you cries for mercy.
09-24-12, 08:25 PM
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cowboy, steel horse, etc
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Points off for no Schwinn headbadge and Smoke clone sidehack tire.
I also prefer blackout lamps that are top half blacked out also, but that's really nitpicking.
I also prefer blackout lamps that are top half blacked out also, but that's really nitpicking.
09-26-12, 12:17 AM
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This isn't as much jackass as it is genuinely confusing. Apparently the cassette is 9-18 and the chainring is 60t. I'm not sure there would ever be a time that you would need to ride 60:9. Also them bars are silly looking.
09-26-12, 08:19 AM
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I like the red bar plugs against the white bar tape. They give the impression of bloodied nubs where the bars were brutally cut off. (also, a low gearing of ~87GI ? I hope he lives somewhere reeeally flat)
09-26-12, 03:01 PM
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Training bikes often end up with lots of crazy set ups.
09-26-12, 06:59 PM
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gotta love that bar angle
09-26-12, 07:23 PM
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We win all charity rides
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And saddle.
09-26-12, 07:54 PM
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Magnets, how do they work
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Dude, you won the game.
Clothesline-worthy.
Clothesline-worthy.
09-26-12, 07:56 PM
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I'm pretty sure the bars and saddle are angle correctly. If you look close, you can see that the bike is actually angled the way it's hanging.
09-26-12, 08:18 PM
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09-26-12, 08:22 PM
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Yer Mom rules!
09-27-12, 12:10 AM
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09-27-12, 04:11 PM
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Diggler 20" Disc Brake Scooter - Retail: $599 - $490
Willing to trade for a hoverboard, bike or Samsung Galaxy S III Pebble Blue. Must also be in mint condition
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