The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)
11-02-12, 01:02 AM
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He's probably just mad no one likes his bike that he spent so much money on trying to impress sw8 fixay br0s.
11-02-12, 03:11 AM
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He thought his fixay would be so sw8.
Turns out it was just stoopid.
Turns out it was just stoopid.
11-02-12, 08:12 AM
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waited around for an extra 20 minutes to see the guy who rode this, but he never showed up.
11-02-12, 09:16 AM
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Just smang it.
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Tally marks are how many have died riding that brakeless, barless, eggbeatermobile?
11-02-12, 09:37 AM
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You should have let the air out those tires.
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11-02-12, 09:48 AM
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Clearly crashed because of saddle angle:
11-02-12, 01:35 PM
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Seeing how the OP of this bike has deliberately removed the picture I linked here a couple days ago after being called out and proceeded to shamelessly and vainly bump his bike to the front page of pedalroom once again in flamboyant tradition; I've decided to upload the picture of his bike to my own file host so it can be enshrined here in infamy for eternity.
FWIW, he also removed the comments on his page.
FWIW, he also removed the comments on his page.
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~
11-02-12, 01:45 PM
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Here's some of what is transpiring on his page before he removes it:
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~
11-02-12, 02:10 PM
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Oh man you weren't lying. That was priceless! That guy is a ******* joke!
11-02-12, 02:16 PM
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I stopped browsing there regularly a couple months ago. Too much sw8 fixie ****.
11-02-12, 02:19 PM
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11-02-12, 02:30 PM
#5614
Painfully average.
It's really sad it's become a "Jakarta takeover" for the past year or so.
I blame Faz. (Not Fazz7, lol)
I blame Faz. (Not Fazz7, lol)
11-02-12, 02:35 PM
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There's some very deep pockets there through.... I'll outright admit that I personally reamed a guy for a composite wheelset of mine awhile back. Not to mention I intentionally shipped via UPS, fully ensured express brokage fees FTW.
11-02-12, 02:46 PM
#5618
Painfully average.
Incredible. 
Maybe I should have just sold my Kagero to some guy in Indonesia when I had the chance.
If I ever decide to sell it again, I doubt I could get more than $450 with all the scratches it's accumulated.
Maybe I should have just sold my Kagero to some guy in Indonesia when I had the chance.
If I ever decide to sell it again, I doubt I could get more than $450 with all the scratches it's accumulated.
11-02-12, 02:49 PM
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11-02-12, 03:08 PM
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Here's some of what is transpiring on his page before he removes it:
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~
11-02-12, 10:19 PM
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11-03-12, 01:35 AM
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11-03-12, 02:03 AM
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Braking at the point of highest torque - bad. Good likelihood of the rotor touching your heel/ankle/foot - worse. Benefits over the rotor being in the usual position (on the hub): 0.
This is true victory of form over function, and hence a well-deserved jackass designation.
This is true victory of form over function, and hence a well-deserved jackass designation.
.............until now!
So doesn't that bring it up a bit from "0"?
BTW, he's working on a shaft drive model to eliminate the "broken chain" worries.
11-03-12, 02:09 AM
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Here's some of what is transpiring on his page before he removes it:
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~
Every pixel is worth its weight in jackass bikes.
https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/354/cinellimashredistogramx.png
~There's vulgarity so it's a clickie~