"Getting All Literary Up in Here"
06-10-10, 03:02 PM
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"Getting All Literary Up in Here"
Found an interesting article written by an ocassional racing opponent/acquaintance of mine. It's somewhat racing-related, but also just cycling in general, and I figured some here may appreciate it.
https://www.ritteracing.com/2010/06/literary/
"Alan Zarembo is the Ritte Racing team’s most talented climber. The longer and more grueling the mountain road, the better Alan goes. Alan is also an esteemed journalist for the LA Times and runs in more, should I say, educated circles than the rest of us. What follows is an essay Alan wrote for Black Clock, the literary journal of the California Institute of the the Arts."
Enjoy, I did.
https://www.ritteracing.com/2010/06/literary/
"Alan Zarembo is the Ritte Racing team’s most talented climber. The longer and more grueling the mountain road, the better Alan goes. Alan is also an esteemed journalist for the LA Times and runs in more, should I say, educated circles than the rest of us. What follows is an essay Alan wrote for Black Clock, the literary journal of the California Institute of the the Arts."
Enjoy, I did.
06-10-10, 03:14 PM
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"In the United States amateur bicycle races are elaborate theater productions designed to give each rider both the illusion of being a professional and at least an marginal possibility of victory. "
True? Question from a non-roadie.
True? Question from a non-roadie.
06-10-10, 03:16 PM
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Wow, that was really well written and I now wonder how it would have read if I didn't relate in even the most remote way... 
06-10-10, 03:20 PM
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Too many great quotes (his writing really surprised me) but I love how he ended with:
"What matters is that this rider behind me is gone for good. This will be my biggest accomplishment of the day."
Also, visual imagery:
“a one-time dream in which Mark Cavendish, the world’s fastest rider in a sprint, appears at his front door as a dwarf and refuses to go for a ride with me.”
"What matters is that this rider behind me is gone for good. This will be my biggest accomplishment of the day."
Also, visual imagery:
“a one-time dream in which Mark Cavendish, the world’s fastest rider in a sprint, appears at his front door as a dwarf and refuses to go for a ride with me.”
06-10-10, 03:22 PM
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Excellent essay. Thanks for posting the link.
06-10-10, 03:38 PM
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06-10-10, 04:33 PM
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I enjoyed that.
06-10-10, 05:48 PM
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A little too self absorbed & grandiose for my liking.
If "I" were to write about what I have a penchant for, I certainly would not let the like of I (myself) be what I can only describe.
Me, myself & I.... & all.
If "I" were to write about what I have a penchant for, I certainly would not let the like of I (myself) be what I can only describe.
Me, myself & I.... & all.
06-10-10, 05:50 PM
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I chuckled at this:
In Central Park, another rider is resting in my slipstream. I’m pretty sure he’s an investment banker. He’s riding a $10,000 Colnago, a fact about which I manage to muster righteous indignation even though my bicycle cost no less.
06-10-10, 06:59 PM
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Excellent
06-10-10, 08:31 PM
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Did he then dial it up to 400 watts ?
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06-10-10, 09:06 PM
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That guy can write. Definitely not eligible for BF.
Thanks for posting.
Thanks for posting.
06-10-10, 09:56 PM
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Has coddling tendencies.
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Thanks for posting the link umd
edit: "Note: A month after writing this essay, Alan Zarembo won his first race." - Nice
edit: "Note: A month after writing this essay, Alan Zarembo won his first race." - Nice
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Yeah, he won the road stage at the Callville Bay Classic (Southern Nevada Stage Race). He said he was inspired by my 1K attack for the win at that race last year.
06-11-10, 12:20 AM
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I liked it too.
06-11-10, 01:12 AM
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Good article, well written.
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