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Old 06-13-07, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom
How do you know HE is a HE? He could be from Lakewood.
I hate Lakewood, every street is about as narrow as half a car, and you need to stop to let anyone pass you going the other way. There is also graffitti all over the place saying "Vegan Army".

The only place I go to in Lakewood is the corner of Madison and Marlowe.
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Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21
Okay, I really have a confession. I seriously am RyanF. Those 'fights' we had were staged. I've done this on other forums, and if I could be Ryan F again, I'd do it. I like to think that I help forums give someone to hold onto and make fun of. R600DuraAce and Euro were getting old, and I didn't know them when I came on.
If you need further proff that I'm RyanF, read my latest thread. Same writing style.


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Originally Posted by cbip
Well, some of you have got a pretty good idea who it is and the rest are lost in space.
I will give you a hint. If you go to the currently logged in users list right now and look for the two names you think it is you may be suprised. Mr Crimson.............nice try but it aint you.
I'll give you one more hint who it is, think of a song by Rush.
Tom Sawyer?
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Old 06-14-07, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21
I hate Lakewood, every street is about as narrow as half a car, and you need to stop to let anyone pass you going the other way. There is also graffitti all over the place saying "Vegan Army".

The only place I go to in Lakewood is the corner of Madison and Marlowe.
Madison and Marlowe...?
Thats Brucies S+M leather bar.
You sure are an adventure seeker you sly devil.
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Originally Posted by cbip
I'll give you one more hint who it is, think of a song by Rush.
2112 - 1976
1. 2112 Overture/The Temples of Syrinx
2. A Passage to Bangkok
3. The Twilight Zone
4. Lessons
5. Tears
6. Something for Nothing


Exit...Stage Left - 1981
1. Spirit of Radio
2. Red Barchetta
3. YYZ
4. Closer to the Heart
5. Beneath, Between & Behind
6. Jacob's Ladder
7. Broon's Bane
8. The Trees
9. Xanadu
10. Freewill
11. Tom Sawyer
12. La Villa Strangiato

Rush in Rio - 2003
1. Tom Sawyer
2. Distant Early Warning
3. New World Man
4. Roll the Bones
5. Earthshine
6. YYZ
7. The Pass
8. Bravado
9. The Big Money
10. The Trees
11. Freewill
12. Closer to the Heart
13. Natural Science
14. One Little Victory
15. Driven
16. Ghost Rider
17. Secret Touch
18. Dreamline
19. Red Sector 'A'
20. Leave That Thing Alone
21. O Baterista
22. Resist
23. 2112
24. Limelight
25. La Villa Strangiato
26. The Spirit of Radio
27. By-Tor and the Snow Dog
28. Cygnus X-1
29. Working Man
30. Between Sun & Moon
31. Vital Signs

Rush - 1974
1. Finding My Way
2. Need Some Love
3. Take a Friend
4. Here Again
5. What You're Doing
6. In the Mood
7. Before and After
8. Working Man


Moving Pictures - 1981
1. Tom Sawyer
2. Red Barchetta
3. YYZ
4. Limelight
5. The Camera Eye
6. Witch Hunt
7. Vital Signs

Chronicles - 1990
1. Finding My Way
2. Working Man
3. Fly by Night
4. Anthem
5. Bastille Day
6. Lakeside Park
7. 2112 Overture/The Temples of Syrinx
8. What You're Doing [Live]
9. A Farewell to Kings
10. Closer to the Heart
11. The Trees
12. La Villa Strangiato
13. Freewill
14. The Spirit of Radio 15. Tom Sawyer
16. Red Barchetta
17. Limelight
18. A Passage to Bangkok [Live]
19. Subdivisions
20. New World Man
21. Distant Early Warning
22. Red Sector 'A'
23. The Big Money
24. Manhattan Project
25. Force Ten
26. Time Stand Still
27. Mystic Rhythms [Live]
28. Show Don't Tell


more here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_(band)

They have a MILLION albums. I cant list all the songs!
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From teh BF Gabbly room:

Sent at 02:14 pm on Thursday.

RyanF is now Cypress

Cypress: Hi

Cypress has left.

I'm just sayin....
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Originally Posted by RacerMike
From teh BF Gabbly room:

Sent at 02:14 pm on Thursday.

RyanF is now Cypress

Cypress: Hi

Cypress has left.

I'm just sayin....
Yes I just chatted with both of them myself.
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Originally Posted by cbip
I'll give you one more hint who it is, think of a song by Rush.
Okay, I just spent 10 minutes scanning Rush's discography from their website.

(a) I'd like my 10 minutes back, please, and

(b) You really don't have an idea, do you, cbip?

Good effort, though. I like it.
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Old 06-14-07, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
I have not been on gabbly yet.
How come you don't show up on the michigan road racing database?
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Old 06-14-07, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Snicklefritz
How come you don't show up on the michigan road racing database?
Whoooooo Dude,
That was a shot to the nads to Hammertime.
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Old 06-14-07, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
How do you know my name is Ryan?
wha???
so that would mean Snicklefritz is NOT her real name????







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Originally Posted by Ryanf
I have not been on gabbly yet.
Then somebody must be an imposter, as I was chatting with RyanF last night.....
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
How do you know my name is Ryan?
Would you prefer that I look it up?
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Originally Posted by flyingscotsman
Then somebody must be an imposter, as I was chatting with RyanF last night.....
I believe he was referring to today. And yes, you can be an imposter on Gabbly quite easily.
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
I believe he was referring to today. And yes, you can be an imposter on Gabbly quite easily.
Yes I know, on Gabbly I am not flyingscotsman, I use my real name, ask -velocity- he knows....
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Originally Posted by Second Mouse
Okay, I just spent 10 minutes scanning Rush's discography from their website.

(a) I'd like my 10 minutes back, please, and

(b) You really don't have an idea, do you, cbip?

Good effort, though. I like it.
No real Rush fans here huh!
You cant see the forest thru The .....!
And so what kind would it be.
That should pretty much narrow it down to who it is.

P.S. There is no way to need 10 minutes to come up with the song Title, that gives you the hint, that leads you to the name of the person that is the one you are looking for.
Even Ryanf can follow this story line.
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Originally Posted by cbip
No real Rush fans here huh!
You cant see the forest thru The .....!
And so what kind would it be.
That should pretty much narrow it down to who it is.

P.S. There is no way to need 10 minutes to come up with the song Title, that gives you the hint, that leads you to the name of the person that is the one you are looking for.
Even Ryanf can follow this story line.
I have no idea. more clues please

oh wait...so you still say it is Cypress
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm starting to find the Ryanf-is-a-phony conspiracy theorists and their threads to be a lot more tiresome and annoying than the real (and I mean real) Ryanf.
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Originally Posted by flyingscotsman
Yes I know, on Gabbly I am not flyingscotsman, I use my real name, ask -velocity- he knows....
I sure do. As a matter of fact ElJ, you spoke to him last night and with me.
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Originally Posted by DocRay
oh, it's a conspiracy. The mods are in it together with Ryan, who is obviously French, in a long-term attempt to disrupt the US cycling program by making people quit road racing in disgust after concluding they don't want to be associated with uber dorks. The other part of the conspiracy is the liberal media and advocates of gay marriage, hence RyanF's strangely ****-erotic threads trying to tempt us all to the other side (see plot for "Top Gun" for a similar scenario). RyanF, like Tom Cruise, is a Scientologist, and the church of scientology is in cahoots with the Democratic party with one clear purpose: raise our taxes and force us to drive slightly smaller vehicles, and thus, Fidel Castro gets the last laugh before he dies.
Scientology...sounds intriguing...


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Scientology is the study and handling of the spirit in relationship to itself, others and all of life. The religion comprises a body of knowledge extending from certain fundamental truths. Prime among these:

Man is an immortal, spiritual being. His experience extends well beyond a single lifetime. His capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized — and those capabilities can be realized. He is able to not only solve his own problems, accomplish his goals and gain lasting happiness, but also achieve new, higher states of awareness and ability.

In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results.

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Ryanf ****ing rocks!!! Yea bro!!! Rock on!!! Pass the doobie!!!
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I thought it was pretty clear who it is, but I guess Ryanf is the only one to piece the puzzle together.
If a Cypress tree falls on Ryanf in the woods, will Ryanf still say stupid things?
Yes it is none other than the genuis of all BF members, the brilliant yet slightly twisted, soulcrushing typing skills of one very smart fella..................Cypress.
He deserves a place in the hall a fame for his little foray into the mind of a 17 year old, Jan worshiping, bike riding virgin. Come on, is it possible to be that bad a speeeeelleer and grammerian to boot? I raise my Polar water bottle in salute of the great Cypress. Let his name be mentioned with reverent tones and tearfull eyes, for there will never be another.

Of course, if it's not Cypress, someone should have used birth control 17 years ago because Ryanf is sucking the life out of everyone at that reads one of his posts.
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Originally Posted by cbip
I thought it was pretty clear who it is, but I guess Ryanf is the only one to piece the puzzle together.
If a Cypress tree falls on Ryanf in the woods, will Ryanf still say stupid things?
Yes it is none other than the genuis of all BF members, the brilliant yet slightly twisted, soulcrushing typing skills of one very smart fella..................Cypress.
He deserves a place in the hall a fame for his little foray into the mind of a 17 year old, Jan worshiping, bike riding virgin. Come on, is it possible to be that bad a speeeeelleer and grammerian to boot? I raise my Polar water bottle in salute of the great Cypress. Let his name be mentioned with reverent tones and tearfull eyes, for there will never be another.

Of course, if it's not Cypress, someone should have used birth control 17 years ago because Ryanf is sucking the life out of everyone at that reads one of his posts.
One minute you make it sound like it's Cypress. Then you say maybe. What gives? Where is the proof? I want the truth? And I can handle it.
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Originally Posted by -VELOCITY-
I sure do. As a matter of fact ElJ, you spoke to him last night and with me.
Ah. It's all coming together...
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Originally Posted by -VELOCITY-
One minute you make it sound like it's Cypress. Then you say maybe. What gives? Where is the proof? I want the truth? And I can handle it.
Yes it is Cypress. But he can always claim to be innocent of said charges and leave it up to us to catch him cheating. Although, with his ability to fool so many people for so long, it may be hard to be 100% sure it is him.
I'm only going by some inside info and deductrive reasoning to prove the inside info.
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That's funny, because Cypress lives in Montana, and Ryan lives in Michigan.
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