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Old 04-02-15, 04:17 PM
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Haha I bet. My Boston buddies won't even touch it anymore. I'm going to Boston in a couple weeks, can't ****ing wait.
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
oh come on.

I hate coaster brakes, but I'd ride that bike regardless.
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Old 04-02-15, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by T13
I'm going to Boston in a couple weeks, can't ****ing wait.
wanna mail me some shepherds pie from mj oconnors?
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Old 04-02-15, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Unkle Rico
I always wonder about truing those types of wheels.. Would a spoke wrench even fit on a nipple?!
It's done with a screwdriver at the tops of the nipples - obviously, with the tire removed.
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Old 04-02-15, 05:28 PM
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This stuff is the worst. Especially the dels version they did last year. Rhodies have more state pride than taste, apparently.
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Old 04-03-15, 07:16 AM
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"When you own a fixed-gear bike, you are part of a group that challenges the road in search of new sensations. Belonging to this movement, you show your difference and your taste for risk, customization, fashion and color."

Yay, I belong to a movement... :S
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Originally Posted by Ictoanta

bar spins for days.
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Old 04-03-15, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
wanna mail me some shepherds pie from mj oconnors?

Sure, no problem!
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Old 04-03-15, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Ictoanta
"It's not the size that matters - it's how you use it."
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(dat thing)
"If you needed a more obvious way to tell people you are an *******...."
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Old 04-04-15, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by jimmytango

NSFW

Apparently "fixies" are kind of "hood" now.
Ill see your JA music video and raise you two.


NSFW on this second one

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Old 04-04-15, 11:29 AM
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Ill see your JA music video and raise you two.


NSFW on this second one

I hope these are parody videos and the people weren't actually serious.
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Old 04-04-15, 12:37 PM
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Wow those all sucked. But the last one with the auto tune was undeniably the worst.
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Old 04-04-15, 04:17 PM
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there's this too
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Old 04-05-15, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by neamatoad
there's this too
Reminded me of the good-ol...
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Old 04-07-15, 08:21 AM
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Old 04-07-15, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
Serious business
https://www.the-vu.com/2005/05/exion-scooters/

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Hospital Gap Video - Pinkbike

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Old 04-07-15, 11:55 PM
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I haven't heard "AYHSMB" in six years or so. Thanks, I guess.
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Originally Posted by neamatoad
there's this too
At least his flow was good. And the beat wasn't bad. This was 100% better than the other videos. But....... I didn't listen to any of the words because i knew it would be dumb as ****.

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Dude tried to do a superman at the end. I wish the video was longer.
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Old 04-08-15, 04:30 AM
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lol the noise he makes when he realizes hes ****ed.
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Old 04-09-15, 04:59 PM
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#stopwhitepeople2015
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Old 04-09-15, 06:04 PM
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