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Old 07-15-21, 10:25 PM
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On his University of Phoenix application he listed Everclear (not the band) and a brief 20 year stint in prison for light treason for his extracurriculars
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Old 07-15-21, 11:33 PM
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Bamboo bikes are his main source of dietary fiber.
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Old 07-16-21, 07:49 AM
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Chinese authorities shut off his supply of bamboo shoots, and now the pandas are off the endangered list. Coincidence?
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Old 07-16-21, 11:57 AM
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He and his tapeworm will renew their vows this weekend at a private ceremony.
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Old 07-16-21, 01:02 PM
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he's vowed to stop huffing pens and markers after getting pen worms. now he just has gas
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Old 07-16-21, 07:56 PM
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He sells fart filled balloons on the freeway overpass to make money to buy pre-chewed bubble gum from strangers
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Old 07-16-21, 08:21 PM
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his bikes eat bacon behind his back
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Old 07-16-21, 08:51 PM
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His college major was Criminal Behavior and he minored in Cultural Gynecology.
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Old 07-16-21, 10:40 PM
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he doubled majored in seminal gynecology and delinquent cultural behavior
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Old 07-18-21, 04:14 PM
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Down by the brook, under the overlook, sat @thook writing gobbledygook in a blue notebook.
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Old 07-18-21, 04:21 PM
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...thook, thook, bo book, banana fanna fo fook; me my mo mook....thook.
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Old 07-19-21, 07:23 AM
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Is actually Robin Masters. Although he sounds like Orson Welles.
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Old 07-19-21, 09:53 AM
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Is actually Robin Masters. Although he sounds like Orson Welles.
Named his favorite bike Rosebud.
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Old 07-19-21, 03:14 PM
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goes by higgy baby when he talks to himself

(fun story.....years ago, i actually got to see a ferrari 308 up close and personal in parking lot of where i work. really neat car)
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Old 07-19-21, 05:31 PM
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Ditched his land lyin'
It's srictly nautical balderdash for him now.
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Dreamed he was Captain Hook's cabin boy in his Maidenform bra.
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has a weeble wobble collection....and won't share!! <<humph>>
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Will no longer post lies in this thread; he's upgrading to posting "disinformation" about the poster above.

"Disinformation is really, really classy, you know?" he told Dee Loosheehan, a reporter for The Alternative Advocate newspaper of Sheboygan. Except he really said "Dithinformathion ith really, really clathy..."
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Thinks that I am the Messiah who will bring order back to the Post a Lie universe .
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periodically has kool aid parties just to test the waters.
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Frequently has lemon parties to compete with Meals on Wheels.
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Has an very popular twin, baconbikes. Somedays he gets almost nauseous with jealousy because baconbikes gets taken to parties and breakfast meetings, they say he smells great and has great taste.
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...likes to tell the ladies, "I taste great, and am less filling."
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