Addiction XXXVIII
08-06-14, 05:08 PM
#2126
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Pcad, he's not the cyclist he used to be
Now that he's down to one knee.
He'll sit on Mount Doom
and write a tune
about the olden golden days.
Dust will gather atop the Addict
beside the famed bench.
We'll look back to his Fredly days
when he amassed a post count that does amaze.
Let this be a lesson to you, young cyclist,
to ride while you may.
Old age will one day prevail
and take that away.
Now that he's down to one knee.
He'll sit on Mount Doom
and write a tune
about the olden golden days.
Dust will gather atop the Addict
beside the famed bench.
We'll look back to his Fredly days
when he amassed a post count that does amaze.
Let this be a lesson to you, young cyclist,
to ride while you may.
Old age will one day prevail
and take that away.
08-06-14, 05:09 PM
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08-06-14, 05:11 PM
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08-06-14, 05:15 PM
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...am I the only one who has this mental image of a @patentcad concert consisting of several pairs of granny panties tossed on the stage,
followed by a sordid scene of drinking cheap wine and snorting Viagra off a 60 year old ass in the back of the tour bus ?
...am I the only one who has this mental image of a @patentcad concert consisting of several pairs of granny panties tossed on the stage,
followed by a sordid scene of drinking cheap wine and snorting Viagra off a 60 year old ass in the back of the tour bus ?
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08-06-14, 05:16 PM
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There once was a surgeon from Indy,
His postings were toxic and windy,
He blew out his hip,
And no longer could skip,
So he cheated to win a Snark Emmy.
His postings were toxic and windy,
He blew out his hip,
And no longer could skip,
So he cheated to win a Snark Emmy.
08-06-14, 05:17 PM
#2133
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I just have one thing to say about this torrid pace you guyz have set.
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
08-06-14, 05:20 PM
#2135
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...
...am I the only one who has this mental image of a @patentcad concert consisting of several pairs of granny panties tossed on the stage,
followed by a sordid scene of drinking cheap wine and snorting Viagra off a 60 year old ass in the back of the tour bus ?
...am I the only one who has this mental image of a @patentcad concert consisting of several pairs of granny panties tossed on the stage,
followed by a sordid scene of drinking cheap wine and snorting Viagra off a 60 year old ass in the back of the tour bus ?
08-06-14, 05:20 PM
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...am I the only one who has this mental image of a @patentcad concert consisting of several pairs of granny panties tossed on the stage,
followed by a sordid scene of drinking cheap wine and snorting Viagra off a 60 year old ass in the back of the tour bus ?
...am I the only one who has this mental image of a @patentcad concert consisting of several pairs of granny panties tossed on the stage,
followed by a sordid scene of drinking cheap wine and snorting Viagra off a 60 year old ass in the back of the tour bus ?
They're running amuck. Please help.
You realize I'm a big Mac fan, right?
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08-06-14, 05:22 PM
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08-06-14, 05:23 PM
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Has it changed since then??
08-06-14, 05:24 PM
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08-06-14, 05:24 PM
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OUCH!! I hope so too.
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08-06-14, 05:25 PM
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08-06-14, 05:26 PM
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Has hell frozen over? Have the cubs won the pennant? Have the Mets won the pennant? Have the Lions won the division?
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08-06-14, 05:31 PM
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There was a young biker from upstate,
whose command of the language was great.
But he lost in the snark race,
and put on a dark face,
and sniveling and whining he did emanate.
whose command of the language was great.
But he lost in the snark race,
and put on a dark face,
and sniveling and whining he did emanate.
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08-06-14, 05:33 PM
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08-06-14, 05:34 PM
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