I'm so slow that ...
08-14-10, 11:13 PM
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Kilt wearing cyclist
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I'm so slow that I was dropped by a loaded, self-contained, touring cyclist. While going up a 2% hill. 
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08-17-10, 10:22 PM
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On my ride today, my bike dropped me.
08-17-10, 10:44 PM
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I'm so slow I don't understand this thread.
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08-18-10, 02:50 PM
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I'm so slow I special ordered a bike computer that measures eons.
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08-24-10, 10:13 PM
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I am so slow that I have yet to make it through an intersection in less than 3 light changes.
08-25-10, 06:36 PM
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I'm so slow I have to measure my speed in dog years to make it look like I've made any progress.
08-26-10, 06:22 AM
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08-28-10, 09:15 PM
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I'm so slow that I don't care!
08-29-10, 01:07 AM
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I am so slow that I got overtaken by the same cyclist 5 times on a traffic strewn road yesterday.
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08-29-10, 12:57 PM
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On my ride today, time dropped me.
08-29-10, 01:28 PM
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I'm so slow, today I was passed by a 5yr old on a bike with training wheels.
08-29-10, 08:03 PM
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I'm so slow I designed a special computer for me that only reads speed in single digits!
08-29-10, 08:03 PM
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And I'm so old I was born when the Dead Sea was still sick!
08-29-10, 09:18 PM
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Legs; OK! Lungs; not!
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08-29-10, 09:22 PM
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Legs; OK! Lungs; not!
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I'm so slow that... a... that... a, well, I just can't remember!
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