Does sleeveless jersey scream triathlete?
06-14-11, 08:24 AM
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Those have to be the most obnoxious rules I've ever read. If somebody ever quoted those on me I'd have to kick their *ss on principle alone. Anybody that thinks their bike comes before family should ride it right off a cliff. End of discussion.
Edit, I know the rules are semi sarcastic, but they're still obnoxious.
Edit, I know the rules are semi sarcastic, but they're still obnoxious.
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06-14-11, 08:37 AM
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Anyone remember the "Blue Collar TV" spoof titled "Hick Eye for the Queer Guy"?
A bunch of rednecks went to a gay guy's apartment to give him lifestyle advice.
One of them opened his closet and exclaimed:
"Well, raght thar's yer problem; Yoo got too many sleeves!"
He then proceeded to rip the sleeves off everything in the guy's closet.
A bunch of rednecks went to a gay guy's apartment to give him lifestyle advice.
One of them opened his closet and exclaimed:
"Well, raght thar's yer problem; Yoo got too many sleeves!"
He then proceeded to rip the sleeves off everything in the guy's closet.
06-14-11, 08:43 AM
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It's friggin' hot here - I have a few sleeveless jerseys. Wore a sleeveless Saxo Bank Jersey this morning on my commute:
06-14-11, 09:01 AM
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It is very simple really:
Tan things are better then white things.
Tan fat is better then white fat.
Tan skinny arms are better then white skinny arms.
Tan ugly chics are way better looking than pasty white ugly chics.
If going sleeveless bothers you that much, you can always get sleeves with logos tattooed on your upper arms.
Tan things are better then white things.
Tan fat is better then white fat.
Tan skinny arms are better then white skinny arms.
Tan ugly chics are way better looking than pasty white ugly chics.
If going sleeveless bothers you that much, you can always get sleeves with logos tattooed on your upper arms.
06-14-11, 09:10 AM
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Sounds like insecurity to me, wear whatever you are comfortable with, who cares what anyone else thinks! Been thinking I need a couple of sleeveless jerseys to wear!
06-14-11, 09:27 AM
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06-14-11, 09:48 AM
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06-14-11, 09:49 AM
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06-14-11, 09:51 AM
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06-14-11, 10:08 AM
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you don't shave your arms?!
06-14-11, 10:18 AM
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06-14-11, 10:21 AM
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06-14-11, 12:34 PM
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My experience says the sleevless guys get dropped on the first hill never to be seen again.
06-14-11, 12:45 PM
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06-14-11, 04:03 PM
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HAH! I love my sleeveless jerseys and I would never think of jumping out of the water and unto my bike.
Living in the hot humid land of Florida makes the sleeveless jersey perfect for me. Not only are they cooler, able to extend my tan...but I have the arms to pull it off. (6'3'' at 185 lbs - looks good sleeveless... just check my tweeter posts)
However, when the cooler season returns, I am back in my normal jerseys.
Living in the hot humid land of Florida makes the sleeveless jersey perfect for me. Not only are they cooler, able to extend my tan...but I have the arms to pull it off. (6'3'' at 185 lbs - looks good sleeveless... just check my tweeter posts)
However, when the cooler season returns, I am back in my normal jerseys.
06-14-11, 06:06 PM
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I don't own any, but in Australian summers you can forgive someone for wearing sleeveless and not giving a ****. Even some bibs and knicks are too thick.
