Hackensack Horror Ride -- Pictures
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Hackensack Horror Ride -- Pictures
So I just got back from a bike ride in Hackensack, New Jersey -- for those of you who know Hackensack, that's not the horror part. This is what I found there. Be warned, the following pictures may be upsetting to the sensitive.
Hackensack, a typical American town, or is it?
I came upon a street with a strange name
I parked my improved Schwinn Varsity -- no, riding a Varsity is not horror -- and I went for a walk
This "guy" is modeling the latest in boy-racer cycling wear.
The zombie chic on the left tried to ride off with my Schwinn, but her leg detached, and she didn't get far.
When I was a boy, I saw that mummy movie with Boris Karloff, it gave me nightmares for weeks. Hold me.
Seem to have run aground.
Their bad luck.
Barbie has a problem.
So I said to Frank, "What's wrong, Frank? Girlfriend problems?" He replied. "She HATE ME ARRRHHHG!"
To be continued........
Hackensack, a typical American town, or is it?
I came upon a street with a strange name
I parked my improved Schwinn Varsity -- no, riding a Varsity is not horror -- and I went for a walk
This "guy" is modeling the latest in boy-racer cycling wear.
The zombie chic on the left tried to ride off with my Schwinn, but her leg detached, and she didn't get far.
When I was a boy, I saw that mummy movie with Boris Karloff, it gave me nightmares for weeks. Hold me.
Seem to have run aground.
Their bad luck.
Barbie has a problem.
So I said to Frank, "What's wrong, Frank? Girlfriend problems?" He replied. "She HATE ME ARRRHHHG!"
To be continued........
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You think that's freaky , My wifes birthday is on 31st ooctober !!
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Man, I wish my neighborhood was like that. I have never even had a trickortreater. I think I am the only guy in a mile radius that even carves a pumpkin
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The happy couple.
The guy on the left looks like Don Johnson. He seems to be decaying nicely.
I'll never go to the dentist again.
Before or after treatment?
To be continued..........
The guy on the left looks like Don Johnson. He seems to be decaying nicely.
I'll never go to the dentist again.
Before or after treatment?
To be continued..........
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be afraid....be very afraid!
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OMG, those are some rockin' photos. What an awesome neighborhood.
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Someone once accused me of being a "Dead Beat". I don't think this is what he had in mind.
Speaking of "The Dead", Jerry still looks pretty good -- considering.
Do you know anyone who isn't cranky when they get up?
Bicycles are not the only Eco-friendly form of transportation.
To be continued........
Speaking of "The Dead", Jerry still looks pretty good -- considering.
Do you know anyone who isn't cranky when they get up?
Bicycles are not the only Eco-friendly form of transportation.
To be continued........
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hilarious...
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Originally Posted by Rev.Chuck
Man, I wish my neighborhood was like that. I have never even had a trickortreater. I think I am the only guy in a mile radius that even carves a pumpkin
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Originally Posted by Rev.Chuck
Man, I wish my neighborhood was like that. I have never even had a trickortreater. I think I am the only guy in a mile radius that even carves a pumpkin
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Here are some "nice" Halloween displays. These are the type of decorations my mother would put up for Halloween.
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Thanks for taking the time to post all of these pictures! Very cool!
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Very, very creepy.
The happy pumpkins house will give me nightmares for weeks...
*shiver*
The happy pumpkins house will give me nightmares for weeks...
*shiver*
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Plenty of room for bicycles in the back of this thing.
Changing baby's diaper.
This is not a Halloween display. This is what happens to cagers that cut me off.
Rats, nature's clean-up crew.
This year's candidates for town council.
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Changing baby's diaper.
This is not a Halloween display. This is what happens to cagers that cut me off.
Rats, nature's clean-up crew.
This year's candidates for town council.
To be continued.......
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eeeek! It's willard!
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Originally Posted by youm0nt
whats the address?i dont live too far from hackensack.
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"Changing baby's diaper..."
ROFL - some days that's how I feel confronting my 1 year-old!
ROFL - some days that's how I feel confronting my 1 year-old!
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Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for someday
Mama Leone left a note on the door,
She said,
"Sonny, move out to the country."
Workin' too hard can give you
A heart attack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
Is that all you get for your money?
Savin' his pennies for someday
Mama Leone left a note on the door,
She said,
"Sonny, move out to the country."
Workin' too hard can give you
A heart attack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
Is that all you get for your money?
I'm not to far from hackensack either...
There is a house on my way to work in Riverdale that does stuff for Halloween (and christmas) but not as elaborate as that..
Jay
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Originally Posted by cruentus
These displays are all on Clinton Place between Summit Ave and Prospect . There are displays all up and down the street.