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Asbestos wasn’t invented yet when my house was built. But lead paint was.
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Where else but the internet can a bunch of cyclists go and be the tough guy? - - jdon
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It'd be cheaper to sell the house as a fixer-upper/demo job and just buy a boat. Oh and budget on more expensive surprises.
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Moron manager hired a service writer named Crystal. She was kinda scuzzy and would squat between parked cars and smoke. Customers complained about the stench and she was told not to but she kept on. I referred to her as "Crystal Meth" and after that spread around I was admonished by the idiot manager and told I could not say that anymore.
There was an obese writer who threw everyone under the bus, so to speak, so I called him Ralph Cramden. I was similarly admonished for that even though fewer people understood.
There was an obese writer who threw everyone under the bus, so to speak, so I called him Ralph Cramden. I was similarly admonished for that even though fewer people understood.
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Moron manager was there for 2 years! I named him Krusty the Clown because he had eczema or some crust on his hands and he was such a clown. One time he had his car in the shop so I printed out a big picture of Krusty and taped it on his windshield. One of the other guys took it off so I wouldn't get in trouble.
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