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Old 01-17-14, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by RPK79
Let me guess. Movie starts with the "star" riding on their own and then they get discovered by an agent. The agent gets them into the big time where they are unstoppable up until shortly before the "big race" at which point the "evil likely winner" slaps them down. Queue the "big race" where they pull off a close victory! Hurrah for the underdog!
Add in a love interest and an epic calendar flipping training montage, and Imma green light that now Mr Weinstein.
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Originally Posted by furiousferret
What gets me isn't the lack of cycling films but the lack of cycling in apocalyptic movies. You see everyone walking, crying about not being able to drive and escaping the zombies / bad guys. Yet no one thinks to use a bike...
Because 'murica. Maybe a Dutch post-apocalypse would look different.
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Originally Posted by MajorMantra
Add in a love interest and an epic calendar flipping training montage, and Imma green light that now Mr Weinstein.
They start out as a cycle commuter and the love interest will be the co-worker who never noticed them until they became confident and assertive after winning races!
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Originally Posted by furiousferret
What gets me isn't the lack of cycling films but the lack of cycling in apocalyptic movies. You see everyone walking, crying about not being able to drive and escaping the zombies / bad guys. Yet no one thinks to use a bike...
Brad Pitt did it in World War Z.

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Old 01-17-14, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by MajorMantra
Add in a love interest and an epic calendar flipping training montage, and Imma green light that now Mr Weinstein.
Agreed on the montage. But as a nod to the 41, could there also be a side story or interlude involving a wheel discussion?

Here's an idea, copy the wheelchair bound musician from American Anthem but make him a crippled-ex-racer-turned-wheelbuilder. He could develop the "yawless wheel" or some crap.

Or to streamline things, combine it with the love interest, like when Jennifer Grey develops the perfect spinnaker in Wind.
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Old 01-17-14, 10:59 AM
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I got it!

T-R-A-C-K-B-A-L-L ! ! !

Just like Rollerball, but on track bikes!

(For the young:

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Old 01-17-14, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by VFerreira
You answered your own question.
C'mon man! I you wanna be a punk be a real one:


THOROUGHLY enjoyed that video, thanks for sharing!
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Old 01-17-14, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by seymour1910
Paul Rudd did pretty good in "This is 40"

hehehe....exactly what i thought of too

https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Exclu...unt-36381.html
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There is cycling or bicycles in movies but not many specifically about bicycle racing. Sports movies are a niche and stick with the mainstream formula, because the market is not proven to justify a budget much less a major release.

Just like any good film, it's not about bikes or biking. Breaking away, and all the other examples are about something else. Even the upcoming Lance Armstrong movies are not about bike racing, they are about the downfall of a tyrant.

Notable films where bike is heavily featured
-Breaking Away (closest thing to a mainstream winner that crosses the niche interest in bikes and resonates with a lot of people)
-American Flyers
-Quicksilver
-Premium Rush
-Drinking Buddies
-The Armstrong Lie
-Triplets of Belleville
-This is 40
-Blackhawk Down (just a scene where the Delta use a mountain bike, waiting to get picked up by a blackhawk. But, noticable use of a bike)
-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (famous scene all about friendship takes place having fun riding a bike)

-two Lance Armstrong movies in prepro
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Old 01-17-14, 12:11 PM
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What about TV?

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Originally Posted by Tycho Brahe
What about TV?
Benny Hill is chock full of cycling. As long as you like kazoos.
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Old 01-18-14, 09:24 AM
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Unless it's Kittel or Greipel, who really wants to see a 5'8" 135lb roadie with a farmer's tan on IMAX 3D?
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Old 01-18-14, 09:51 AM
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I watched Spartacus, but the helmets weren't very aero. Showed a lot of leg, though.
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you never saw the jessica simpson/bike messenger movie? it was awesome! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn-QIjH3mBs
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Old 01-18-14, 06:21 PM
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Skinny guys in spandex and styrofoam hats, how do they not see the coolness?
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Old 01-18-14, 07:57 PM
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Dreamrider (aka "I can't lose")

1993 film about Cross country ride after suffering leg amputation from a motorcyclr accident.



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Originally Posted by canam73
I don't see the Flying Scot or what ever about Graeme Obree yet. But there is one.
I saw the British film The Flying Scotsman years ago. Good bicycle movie IMO.
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Originally Posted by Ice41000


Generally speaking, cycling is not considered cool.

Let me put it this way: have you seen what you are wearing while cycling?
Pretty much this. Cycling will never be cool. I don't think I've ever seen a cyclist under 25 years old either. I'm sure they are out there, but it's mostly an older guy's sport with a few older ladies thrown in.
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Originally Posted by areFish
I saw the British film The Flying Scotsman years ago. Good bicycle movie IMO.
actually great.

cycling is not cool at all, why on earth would ppl make a movie about it?
The same reasons why there are no ping pong movies
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Originally Posted by Urymoto
actually great.

cycling is not cool at all, why on earth would ppl make a movie about it?
The same reasons why there are no ping pong movies
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The only cool cyclist ever was Lance, now he's exposed as the Pope of Doping, so he's only good for witch burnings, and what's left? Greg Lemond? Great cyclist, but too dated now, and he was always kind of dorky.

Mario Cippolini perhaps, but he's not American. Still, movie star looks, cool attitude. But too Italian.

Anyone who thinks cycling can ever be cool is complete imbecile. Which is why you're all seriously debating this here on a another skullfarked 41 thread.
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Not Hollywood, but Canada: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158446/

The crotchety bike shop owner is GREAT!
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