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Old 04-17-08, 05:37 PM
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That is really, really depressing.
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Old 04-17-08, 05:46 PM
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Yeah, I posted that one back on page 346, but the more derision of that bike, the better.
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Old 04-17-08, 05:56 PM
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Yeah, I don't think the travesties of bicycling that happened right there can be stressed enough.
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Old 04-17-08, 06:19 PM
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Oy vey.
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Old 04-17-08, 06:24 PM
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whoa that thing was gorgeous! now it's just run-of-the-mill hipster bike
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Old 04-17-08, 06:25 PM
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Yeah, someone should have just bought him an IRO or something. He could have financed a few with that Wilier.
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Old 04-17-08, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by barba
Yeah, someone should have just bought him an IRO or something. He could have financed a few with that Wilier.
That's what makes it so frustrating. If that ******* wanted an all-black trend machine, there are literally dozens of off-the-peg options that doesn't require ruining a classic, one-of-a-kind bike like the Wilier.
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Old 04-17-08, 06:34 PM
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and to top it off he throws a ****ing carbon seatpost on it. WTF honestly... why?
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Old 04-17-08, 06:42 PM
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but guys! the ourys are vintage! doesnt that make it all ok?
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Old 04-17-08, 07:24 PM
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Old 04-17-08, 07:25 PM
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man why didnt I think to post that here! I saw that the other day and couldnt help but laugh. Maybe he graduated from doing backwards circles and realized he couldnt do barspins on his cinelli.
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Old 04-17-08, 07:27 PM
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is that the sole purpose of a BMW fork?
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Old 04-17-08, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by iab
I rarely post here so my apologies if this is a repost.

It was this,




and it became this.

As a Wilier fan, I can say is **** **** **** ****. If I ever see him on the street, imma go Chuck Liddell on his ass.

RIP my old Wilier

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Old 04-17-08, 08:02 PM
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Old 04-17-08, 08:13 PM
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who spends more on the headset than wheels?

https://cgi.ebay.ca/Masi-Speciale-Fix...QQcmdZViewItem
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Old 04-17-08, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by iab
I rarely post here so my apologies if this is a repost.

It was this,




and it became this.


He writes of his "accomplishment" here,
https://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008...otographer.htm
The best part is this not just some doosh with a personal "dream bike vision", but a "shop" or business venture of some sort that built this bike on spec to sell. According to a local that was following the sale it was bid to only a grand falling far short of their asking price. The bike in its previous state would have brought at least $1000-$1500 on ebay I would think.

Why you would start with a fairly rare, clean original Italian race bike to make a rolling cliche like that is beyond me. Buried in that thick black powder coat it may as well be a Surley or any other generic tig welded faux tracker under there.

It's such a perfect FU to any vintage bike guy I almost thought it was a great prank, but to be that they would have had to start with a 60's Masi.

Deep V's forever bro!
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Old 04-17-08, 08:44 PM
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https://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008...otographer.htm

the sites right there.
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Old 04-17-08, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by bonechilling
for some reason i just want to punch that fork in the face.
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Old 04-17-08, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by AZKakaAZK
for some reason i just want to punch that fork in the face.
My friend just threw one on his concept and it is far less gawdy looking. A lot of that bike is ugly due to the frames geometry working with that fork. I will post pictures of that fork on a concept next time I can grab one.
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Old 04-17-08, 08:52 PM
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ayayayay i nominate myself again. i didnt tighten the cog enough initially, and when the cog came lose, i rode it home where i should have just walked it home, so now as a result i stripped the **** out of the threads and ruined the hub on my $90 wheel.
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Old 04-17-08, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pfutz
My friend just threw one on his concept and it is far less gawdy looking. A lot of that bike is ugly due to the frames geometry working with that fork. I will post pictures of that fork on a concept next time I can grab one.
i hear ya man. its just that whenever kanye wests name comes up it makes me angry...i may have taken out my anger on the fork...or maybe not...im still trying to make sense of it all...
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Old 04-17-08, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by AZKakaAZK
i hear ya man. its just that whenever kanye wests name comes up it makes me angry...i may have taken out my anger on the fork...or maybe not...im still trying to make sense of it all...
I wonder if kanye can throw it down or if hes just a tool. Wheres the MASH NY Kanye edit?
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Old 04-17-08, 09:06 PM
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no...there is no debate. kanye IS a tool. anyone who thinks he is one of the top 5 rappers of all time and pronounces paris *pareee* (without being french) is a ******.

plus...if of all the companies to commission a bike from with the cash he has he chose them...? fail. double ******.
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Old 04-17-08, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by AZKakaAZK
pronounces paris *pareee* (without being french) is a ******.


I say paree everytime I refer to Paris-Roubaix.
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Old 04-17-08, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by AZKakaAZK
no...there is no debate. kanye IS a tool. anyone who thinks he is one of the top 5 rappers of all time and pronounces paris *pareee* (without being french) is a ******.

plus...if of all the companies to commission a bike from with the cash he has he chose them...? fail. double ******.
he didnt even find a local chi-town builder.
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