i must be on fire
08-13-06, 10:08 AM
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This is hilarious. I get hit on all the time, on and off the bike, but it doesn't mean that the people doing the hitting aren't drooling idiots who think they have sex appeal. Haha! I can't even walk anywhere by myself without being bothered. It's just the summer, we ride our bikes more, people are restless, and we wear less clothing. Ta da! Hehe.
08-13-06, 10:27 AM
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a cute grunge girl [can't be bothered to thing of proper sub-culture term] randomly gave me a pink felt heart a couple of days ago
awww
etc.
fsnl
sparky
awww
etc.
fsnl
sparky
08-13-06, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by youth
christ, grammar nazi **** gets on my nerves.
go read some ****ing james joyce.
go read some ****ing james joyce.
Sir, I've read James Joyce. And sir, no one here is James Joyce.
*wagging finger accusingly*
08-13-06, 11:12 AM
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50 and baltimore? all the girls are hyped up because of the heightened amount of punx in the clark park area!
08-13-06, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by youth
christ, grammar nazi **** gets on my nerves.
08-13-06, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by skingry
My friend has remarked that his riding has allowed him to **** my girlfriend twice as hard and three times as hard now. Does that count?
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This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
08-13-06, 03:54 PM
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I was at a show the other night, standing next to my bike and some girl was like, "I bet you look really sexy riding that."
08-13-06, 10:23 PM
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As far as the guys go: I hate you lucky bastards hahahaha.
And for the girls on here: It's because you're hot already.
And for the girls on here: It's because you're hot already.
08-14-06, 01:53 AM
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damn i gotta start riding my bike to the city more often
maybe my sweet new mustache will go over better down there
maybe my sweet new mustache will go over better down there
08-14-06, 02:06 AM
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Just offer free moustache rides. Works for me.
08-14-06, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SingleSpeeDemon
Happens to all of us...must have something to do with the physical activity and the whole environment of fitness and increased sexuality. My wife, however, forbids me to act upon such events.
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Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
08-14-06, 11:05 AM
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best I had was I got a date with a stripper by riding next to her car on a fast street. had a conversation with her while riding, then she pulled over to get my number.
08-14-06, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
You were obviously an early victim of the grammar holocaust.
08-14-06, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by youth
even if you win, you're still an idiot.
O.k. not really, I'm just bitter cuz I ain't gettin' none.
08-14-06, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by youth
actually i'd say my grammar is pretty spot-on, minus the often preferred lack of capitalization. it's just that grammar-nazi-ism is one more thing for people to use to make themselves look more intelligent. welcome to the internet, serious business, etc. even if you win, you're still an idiot.
(The poor grammar has been highlighted in red ink for your enjoyment.)
Oh, and do read my signature. I have a thing for arguing with robots!
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08-14-06, 02:09 PM
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Man, maybe I should stop riding at night. No girls have even said "whassap!" although the totally cute 17 year old girl at jones bike just couldn't take her eyes off my front wheel....when I had one. That's really as close to flirting as I've been subjected to.
I have a gf anyway, but still...it's nice to attract compliments.
I have a gf anyway, but still...it's nice to attract compliments.
08-14-06, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
This has degenerated into the BMX forums. Seriously, guys. Type like a grown up. It's hard to understand your posts.
(Sashae and SSD excluded)
Not trying to be a dick.
(Sashae and SSD excluded)
Not trying to be a dick.
no, you just need to recognize, its the internet, we like to bastardize languages here.
therefore:
that must be the answer.
08-14-06, 02:22 PM
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ps: </sarcasm>
08-14-06, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ryand
ps: </sarcasm>
Oh, and on topic...When on my bike, I am a pvssy magnet. I always have a lot of cats following me around. Must be the sushi in my bag.
08-14-06, 03:26 PM
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no one is being hit on here, at all
its just that they simply think that you are gay and therefore a non-threat and they intend to use you to get to someone else they want
its just that they simply think that you are gay and therefore a non-threat and they intend to use you to get to someone else they want
08-14-06, 03:36 PM
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so basically this is the result?
