Trackstand peeing
07-25-07, 03:25 PM
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Trackstand peeing
I'm working on being able to pee while trackstanding... can anyone else do this successfully?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OJtHXuzuGo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OJtHXuzuGo
07-25-07, 03:26 PM
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I'm working on being able to pee while trackstanding... can anyone else do this successfully?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OJtHXuzuGo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OJtHXuzuGo
07-25-07, 03:27 PM
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Peeing while not moving is for wussies. Pee while riding.
edit: And I was kinda hoping that guy would accidentally pee on his hand or bike. Shame on him for riding a track bike with rear disk through his own piss, too.
edit: And I was kinda hoping that guy would accidentally pee on his hand or bike. Shame on him for riding a track bike with rear disk through his own piss, too.
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07-25-07, 04:06 PM
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I tried it once on my MTB way out on the Colorado Trail (bet a friend his last clif bar that I could do it). I wasn't able to relax enough to get it started. I did manage to get the shorts pulled up and back down, and the junk repositioned w/out dabbing though. I got one bite of the clif bar for my efforts.
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I tried it once on my MTB way out on the Colorado Trail (bet a friend his last clif bar that I could do it). I wasn't able to relax enough to get it started. I did manage to get the shorts pulled up and back down, and the junk repositioned w/out dabbing though. I got one bite of the clif bar.
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Why don't you guys just use the pee absorbing pad? I have two pairs of bike shorts, and they both came with a pad...
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Is the track stand to cyclists like the ollie is to 14yo. skate boarders?
I couldn't imagine...
I couldn't imagine...
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I'm working on being able to pee while trackstanding... can anyone else do this successfully?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OJtHXuzuGo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7OJtHXuzuGo
I can make gel shorts whle track-standing.
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I tried it once on my MTB way out on the Colorado Trail (bet a friend his last clif bar that I could do it). I wasn't able to relax enough to get it started. I did manage to get the shorts pulled up and back down, and the junk repositioned w/out dabbing though. I got one bite of the clif bar for my efforts.
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07-25-07, 07:36 PM
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Making a kilometer blurry
We were still 18 miles out on a 6.5 hour, 45-mile, technical and secluded MTB ride covering 8 major climbs. No toilet, and no sink. Turns out, if you hold the wrapper and don't eat it, you don't have to worry about it. This little escapade was nothing compared to all the mud, stream crossings, sweat, and swatted mosquitoes already on my hands 
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Have you ever been mountain biking?
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I can take off all my clothes while track-standing. I've done it twice.
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Fascinating. Depending on the acidity of your pee, you may be risking inadvertant paint removal. You really should get a Ti Frame and practice peeing on that.
You can then ride your bike through a car wash and not worry about rust and pee residue
You can then ride your bike through a car wash and not worry about rust and pee residue
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My teammate saw a photo of a rider peeing off to the side in le Tour in 1995, accomplished by being supported by a teammate who was also supported by a 3rd teammate. Naturally, my teammate decided to duplicate it when there were three of us on a training ride... while riding around a posh neighborhood.
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It's idiocy but, I'll agree, funny. The "thrust pushing you backward" comment reminded me of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-hMU8dwbtI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-hMU8dwbtI
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It's idiocy but, I'll agree, funny. The "thrust pushing you backward" comment reminded me of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-hMU8dwbtI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-hMU8dwbtI