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Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-27-24, 03:58 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 580
Posted By wheelreason

"If you are going to shag a sheep, do it at the...

"If you are going to shag a sheep, do it at the edge of a cliff"...
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-27-24, 03:56 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 135
Posted By wheelreason

Now where did I leave my old bumper car jack....

Now where did I leave my old bumper car jack....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-24-24, 12:13 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,399
Posted By wheelreason

You can keep the day job, but tell me, are those...

You can keep the day job, but tell me, are those Holiday Inn Express pillows comfy?... :)
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-24-24, 08:10 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,595
Posted By wheelreason

Let her pick her own bike? Are you crazy? Next...

Let her pick her own bike? Are you crazy? Next they'll want to wear pants and vote, mark my words...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-24-24, 08:00 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,399
Posted By wheelreason

Online retailers shipping the wrong thing is a...

Online retailers shipping the wrong thing is a common thing. If they shipped something you did not order, then they have to issue a refund if requested, How much of a project this may be, is really...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-22-24, 09:19 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,595
Posted By wheelreason

Have the shirtless pool boy suggest she shift to...

Have the shirtless pool boy suggest she shift to her smallest gear before the hill, they you will know the issue for sure....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-21-24, 03:06 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,147
Posted By wheelreason

Other than the winter mid week around the block...

Other than the winter mid week around the block shop races, I will never ride an e-bike. If I wanted an electric motorcycle or moped, that is what I would be riding now. I don't mind other folks...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-20-24, 10:09 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 3,963
Posted By wheelreason

Balsa, please let it be balsa...

Balsa, please let it be balsa...
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-17-24, 03:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 991
Posted By wheelreason

I sell a lot of ceramic bearings, but none to...

I sell a lot of ceramic bearings, but none to people I care about...
Forum: Classic & Vintage
05-17-24, 12:20 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,414
Posted By wheelreason

LOL, don't quit YOUR day job.

LOL, don't quit YOUR day job.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-17-24, 12:07 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 672
Posted By wheelreason

You need to torque it down some more. It is...

You need to torque it down some more. It is slotted so it can be adjusted.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-17-24, 06:41 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,160
Posted By wheelreason

Yeah, but the hub spins, and the axle is locked...

Yeah, but the hub spins, and the axle is locked to the drop out, so assuming one would want to do this (can't imagine why) one would need some sort of hollow axle/driveshaft contraption thing.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-15-24, 08:43 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,160
Posted By wheelreason

I think I remember an old TT bike with the hbars...

I think I remember an old TT bike with the hbars under the headtube...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-15-24, 08:40 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,098
Posted By wheelreason

"Oh dear God, I know I am not a good Catholic,...

"Oh dear God, I know I am not a good Catholic, and I haven't been to church in quite some time, but if you in your grace grant me the wish that just one customer comes in to the shop sometime in the...
Forum: Classic & Vintage
05-15-24, 08:32 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,414
Posted By wheelreason

Don't quit the day job...

Don't quit the day job...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-15-24, 08:29 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 396
Posted By wheelreason

It's the water, right? It's gotta be the water....

It's the water, right? It's gotta be the water....
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-14-24, 07:02 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,432
Posted By wheelreason

The delivery guys from some restaurants use used...

The delivery guys from some restaurants use used fryer oil on the chains I make them clean up the mess before I'll let one of my guys near them.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-14-24, 07:00 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,432
Posted By wheelreason

Why? And no.

Why? And no.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-14-24, 06:55 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,160
Posted By wheelreason

Yes, sorry, quoted the wrong post cause I was...

Yes, sorry, quoted the wrong post cause I was laughing so hard...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-14-24, 01:12 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,160
Posted By wheelreason

And what is the plan for transferring the torque...

And what is the plan for transferring the torque from the cog(s) to the hub body?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-14-24, 01:09 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,160
Posted By wheelreason

Maybe a Lefty with one chainstay?... :)

Maybe a Lefty with one chainstay?... :)
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-14-24, 01:06 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,098
Posted By wheelreason

Could be a few different things, but chances are...

Could be a few different things, but chances are it's stiff links from sitting around.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-14-24, 11:53 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 936
Posted By wheelreason

lol.

lol.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-14-24, 11:51 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 936
Posted By wheelreason

fify.

fify.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-13-24, 03:38 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 986
Posted By wheelreason

Use painter's or masking tape...

Use painter's or masking tape...
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-12-24, 03:12 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 936
Posted By wheelreason

I'm picturing all the bike fitters lining up on...

I'm picturing all the bike fitters lining up on the airplane isle wating their turn brandishing progressively larger bike tools like in the movie....
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-12-24, 03:05 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 433
Posted By wheelreason

We have a dedicated miter saw with a crazy fine...

We have a dedicated miter saw with a crazy fine blade and a jig to hold the fork (or seatpost) cause time is money, but a sacrificial hose clamp or old stem and a disk sander (hand held or otherwise)...
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-12-24, 09:39 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 936
Posted By wheelreason

LOL. When I was a child, my grandma would "read"...

LOL. When I was a child, my grandma would "read" bed time stories to me, and they were a little different each time, and she often fell asleep before I did. I liked it when that entitled chick in the...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-12-24, 09:24 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 499
Posted By wheelreason

Conflicted with the dueling banjos competition...

Conflicted with the dueling banjos competition maybe?
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-09-24, 10:57 AM
Replies: 159
Views: 5,953
Posted By wheelreason

lol.

lol.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-09-24, 10:53 AM
Replies: 159
Views: 5,953
Posted By wheelreason

Wait, what? I thought we were a simulation!, now...

Wait, what? I thought we were a simulation!, now I gotta do more research...
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-06-24, 02:07 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 793
Posted By wheelreason

They will get you home, but they often fail...

They will get you home, but they often fail within a few days or weeks.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-06-24, 12:07 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 5,953
Posted By wheelreason

Because there is no such thing as a closed...

Because there is no such thing as a closed system?... :)
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-06-24, 05:16 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 791
Posted By wheelreason

12-27 for everything. I don't know % and don't...

12-27 for everything. I don't know % and don't care.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-05-24, 11:20 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,241
Posted By wheelreason

I blame folks who make these type of statements...

I blame folks who make these type of statements about stupid comments and beliefs for where we are. Ignorant folks are going to be ignorant, and when they say things that aren't so, they should be...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-05-24, 10:38 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,241
Posted By wheelreason

Where do you get this stuff? The tick that...

Where do you get this stuff? The tick that infects humans with lyme is not the tick we often find on ourselves or our pets, it is miniscule, and barely visible with the naked eye.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-05-24, 10:24 AM
Replies: 159
Views: 5,953
Posted By wheelreason

LOL. There is a reason we call it the Chiefs'...

LOL. There is a reason we call it the Chiefs' Mess....
Beat Army!
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-05-24, 10:21 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,966
Posted By wheelreason

I am an angler who cycles, or a tennis player who...

I am an angler who cycles, or a tennis player who SCUBAS, depending on who you ask, and I'm so with the guy above with the "slower every year" thing.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-05-24, 10:15 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,253
Posted By wheelreason

I find most saddles prefer to be tops or bottoms,...

I find most saddles prefer to be tops or bottoms, but when rent is due...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-04-24, 05:58 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,210
Posted By wheelreason

I know I'm going to hell, cause when guys ask...

I know I'm going to hell, cause when guys ask "will they make me faster?" I'm like "Oh, yes, cosiderably faster" meanwhile I'm thinking "the only thing that will make this guy faster is throwing him...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-04-24, 05:24 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 5,953
Posted By wheelreason

LOL. What's your fee schedule?...

LOL. What's your fee schedule?...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-04-24, 05:00 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 5,953
Posted By wheelreason

Aha! I knew it! That's why THEY won't let us go...

Aha! I knew it! That's why THEY won't let us go to Antartica....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-03-24, 05:29 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,045
Posted By wheelreason

Bingo! "a rate you can maintain" is absurd...

Bingo! "a rate you can maintain" is absurd without a specific time or distance attached to it.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-03-24, 05:13 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,045
Posted By wheelreason

No, In both your examples you are maintaining a...

No, In both your examples you are maintaining a rate that you can maintain. (Ignore the contraption with the spring that the cheese is sitting on at your peril)...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-02-24, 02:21 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,045
Posted By wheelreason

Going at a rate you can't maintain does not...

Going at a rate you can't maintain does not exist. You are confusing bonking with exhaustion.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
05-01-24, 05:41 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,045
Posted By wheelreason

LOL. ...

LOL.

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Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
05-01-24, 02:01 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 543
Posted By wheelreason

Walk that bike to a gravel pit and....

Walk that bike to a gravel pit and....
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics
04-30-24, 05:20 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,439
Posted By wheelreason

Like a Basil Fawlty and Manuel conversation. "Ah,...

Like a Basil Fawlty and Manuel conversation. "Ah, yes, I know nothing"....
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-30-24, 03:10 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 11,655
Posted By wheelreason

The spackle neon painted aluminum mnt bikes from...

The spackle neon painted aluminum mnt bikes from the 90s were the Mc Rib sandwich...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
04-30-24, 01:34 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 11,655
Posted By wheelreason

They can both kiss my butt... :)

They can both kiss my butt... :)
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