Hill climbing and sex
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I don't know.
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I'd run my bike between these hills...
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#28
Climbs to me have nothing to do with sex but everything to do with meditation--because you are not going so fast and you are trying to ignore the pain--there is a certain rhythm with the pedals and the momentum particularly when off the seat.
Yes a little slower today--but still going with great enjoyment! Besides I have no choice because there is no really flat roads around here!
Yes a little slower today--but still going with great enjoyment! Besides I have no choice because there is no really flat roads around here!
#29
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refractory period
—n a period during which a nerve or muscle is incapable of responding to stimulation, esp immediately following a previous stimulation. In an absolute refractory period there is a total inability to respond; in an effectiveorrelative refractory period there is a response to very large stimuli
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—n a period during which a nerve or muscle is incapable of responding to stimulation, esp immediately following a previous stimulation. In an absolute refractory period there is a total inability to respond; in an effectiveorrelative refractory period there is a response to very large stimuli
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Dirt Bomb
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What??? Only 2 wheels?
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OK kids, ummmm, bike forums ya know!
OTOH, they say its just like riding a bike, you never forget how.
OTOH, they say its just like riding a bike, you never forget how.
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"...is only recommended for those healthy enough for hill climbing."
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Climbing a hill makes you sound like you're having sex. ![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Here's one of my climbing videos that was recorded with a camera with a more sensitive microphone (NSFW due to heavy breathing). Because of complaints from those with no sense of humor, I now use a ContourHD, which has audio low enough that the viewer has to make a conscious effort to hear what the humor-impaired refer to as "porno breathing".
![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Here's one of my climbing videos that was recorded with a camera with a more sensitive microphone (NSFW due to heavy breathing). Because of complaints from those with no sense of humor, I now use a ContourHD, which has audio low enough that the viewer has to make a conscious effort to hear what the humor-impaired refer to as "porno breathing".
#43
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Damn! I bet it was good stuff too! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I'm a female cyclist, and a male friend of mine suggested playing my video and a male cyclist's climbing video at the same time. I did that and just about fell out of my chair laughing! You can imagine what that sounded like!
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I'm a female cyclist, and a male friend of mine suggested playing my video and a male cyclist's climbing video at the same time. I did that and just about fell out of my chair laughing! You can imagine what that sounded like!
![Roflmao 2](images/smilies/roflmao2.gif)
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Damn! I bet it was good stuff too! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I'm a female cyclist, and a male friend of mine suggested playing my video and a male cyclist's climbing video at the same time. I did that and just about fell out of my chair laughing! You can imagine what that sounded like!![Roflmao 2](images/smilies/roflmao2.gif)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I'm a female cyclist, and a male friend of mine suggested playing my video and a male cyclist's climbing video at the same time. I did that and just about fell out of my chair laughing! You can imagine what that sounded like!
![Roflmao 2](images/smilies/roflmao2.gif)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
![Thumbs Up](images/smilies/thumb.gif)
The guy who organized the Mt Lemmon ride suggested making it an annual event. In line with this thread, "Same Time, Next Year" (after the Alan Alda movie)
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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