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The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)

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Old 03-11-12, 11:32 PM
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Old 03-12-12, 12:27 AM
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Will somebody explain how they got the bars on the stem?
Sheer jacked perseverance. The wheelset is hilarious and impressive for ingenuity.
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Old 03-12-12, 09:59 PM
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Old 03-12-12, 10:17 PM
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tl;dr
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Old 03-12-12, 10:18 PM
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It's actually amazing. everyone read pl0x
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Old 03-12-12, 10:59 PM
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That was ****ing gold.
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Old 03-13-12, 03:11 PM
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I have no words for this
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Old 03-13-12, 04:02 PM
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I have no words for this
Not jackass. It's a rather well done 727/ leader for matter a fact.
You're mocking a sqrls bike BTW bro'.
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Old 03-13-12, 04:15 PM
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that sqrl should get brakes. I would be forever sad if aforementioned sqrl wrecked her ass/boobs on the pavement/front of a speeding car/side of a speeding bus because she wasnt able to properly stop in time.
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Old 03-13-12, 04:22 PM
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Guys, quit making fun of Leuky's wife's bike.
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Old 03-13-12, 04:23 PM
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A normal chain and black tires and it would look decent.
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Old 03-13-12, 04:59 PM
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Guys, quit making fun of Leuky's wife's bike.
I knew clicking the "Submit Reply" button was a mistake. It doesn't pay to be a good guy; I think I'm going to be a bad guy now. I heard they have cookies anyhow and the good side has jack ****.
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Old 03-13-12, 05:35 PM
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being a bad guy only pays out in sexual favors.
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Old 03-13-12, 06:23 PM
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being a bad guy only pays out in sexual favors.
I can live with that. "Doesn't matter, had sex"
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Old 03-13-12, 06:31 PM
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Old 03-13-12, 06:38 PM
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itt: theres a difference between people being dumb because they can't help it and people being dumb on purpose.

itt there should only be: people being dumb because they can't help it.
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Old 03-13-12, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Butthole_Surfer
This seriously made me stop, and say "da****?" in my office. People looked at me. I pointed them to this atrocity. They agreed the person riding this must be a 68-year-old who bought the parts at a local pawn shop and some poor hipster missed his payment.

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Old 03-13-12, 07:24 PM
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Take Timetrialing to Cunningham park!
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Old 03-13-12, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Butthole_Surfer
This is just somebody trying to make a photo of "jackass bike" to get into a thread like this. It was reassembled to the proper setup immediately after the photo was taken.
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Old 03-13-12, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by carleton
This is just somebody trying to make a photo of "jackass bike" to get into a thread like this. It was reassembled to the proper setup immediately after the photo was taken.
I facepalm every time someone has to get this explained to them.
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Old 03-14-12, 06:21 AM
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Old 03-14-12, 06:43 AM
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who needs structural integrity, or scrotums.
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Old 03-14-12, 07:58 AM
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Old 03-14-12, 08:42 AM
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i bet that makes you ride faster
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Old 03-14-12, 08:43 AM
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i bet that makes you ride faster
Lightning on wheels!
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