Carcosa

IB4TL

steve-in-kville 

Those aren't insults, bud. Its wisdom.... in Scrod's words.

seau grateau

TejanoTrackie 

War of the animated gifs.

JamesCraps

raise saddle, buy gold chain, ride bike

Scrodzilla

Tim Gunn gifs only, please. This is a design competition, after all.

jhess74

Lighten up, Francis. No one's insulting you, just busting your balls.

Hyperbole

practical

I used to think that looks were very superficial and anyone who worried about color obviously didn't know enough to worry about the important stuff. I was WRONG. I discovered I was wrong when I got a brown car. I didn't like the color but I thought, "who cares." I hated that car and it was the color that caused my hatred. When you own something important and expensive (like a bike or car) you need to feel good about it, like you have a connection to it. If the color isn't right, it's like playing a guitar that is slightly out of tune. You need to have colors that are in tune.

seau grateau

I think the main point everyone's driving at is that it's kind of silly to poll a group of strangers to decide what color you should paint your brown car. Personally, I vote cerulean.

street_sweeper

gold chains look sweet till you ride them. plus why not just go with a good ole silver. it wont clash.

Flatulentfox

Silly, bikes aren't for riding. They are for posting pictures online and having at the coffee shop.