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I bought some woman's bike shorts

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Old 07-20-07, 01:02 PM
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I bought some woman's bike shorts

Problem is I'm not a woman and I can't bring them back because it was a closeout sale.

I'm a little guy 5'9" x 150 lbs and they seem to fit okay.

I presume the padding is a little different though.

They're are Cannondale's, btw.

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Old 07-20-07, 01:03 PM
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When I clicked this thread, I was expecting you to talk about how excited you were to win the ebay auction, and how good they smell.
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I'd trade you for one of my dresses, but you ain't my size, Nancy.
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If they fit and when sitting on the bike everything is padded appropriately, who is to know? I say keep 'em. Either that or sell them on the forums here or on eBay if you are uncomfortable wearing womens clothing.
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From now on you will be referred to as "SANDY".

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Nancy boy
Here's your one chance Nancy, Don't let me down......


Here's your one chance Nancy, Don't let me down......

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does the padding look like this?
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Originally Posted by indygreg
does the padding look like this?
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i think you need a little support up top too.

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Originally Posted by RazorWind
When I clicked this thread, I was expecting you to talk about how excited you were to win the ebay auction, and how good they smell.
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You'll find that women's shorts are about 5 times more comfortable than mens.
I guess the secret's out now.
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Some shorts can detect gender, and will explode if you don't match.
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You'll also need this in front and back of your Jersey

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Originally Posted by scotch
Some shorts can detect gender, and will explode if you don't match.
They explode???

Wait... they're carbon?
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I hope there not too tight on you cause ya know, you might get cat calls on the trails and dont come complaining cause you know you've ask for it!!!
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Wait... they're carbon?
Just the pricier ones.
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Did you find out which woman's they were? I mean, that could be kind of gross...
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
I hope there not too tight on you cause ya know, you might get cat calls on the trails and dont come complaining cause you know you've ask for it!!!
you're so bad!
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honestly, I could never tell which section of clothing was for which gender when at the LBS's I go to...
Jersey it's a bit more obvious... but shorts, gloves helmet and shoes... other than colour, not very obvious.
ME: "Oh... cycling gear, I need some... shorts and gloves... they look nice, nice colors, good padding..."
LBS: "that's the women's section... here are the mens..."
ME: "oh..."
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first it starts with the shorts, then it turns into:

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Originally Posted by timmhaan
first it starts with the shorts, then it turns into:

I bet he's listening to the new Wilco.
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Originally Posted by timmhaan
first it starts with the shorts, then it turns into:
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