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My Group Ride: A Cautionary Tale

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Old 03-19-24, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
It was 400 watts that he used to dial it up to, to teach some full-Lycra-clad guy a lesson.
I remember him talking bigger numbers too. In any case I know where he rode, and I ride there too. All the wannabees come out to Prospect Park, that would include myself, and when I got myself in good enough shape to hold 300w for a good stretch I found out how so many of them couldn't keep up. I am nowhere near that shape now but I can still dial it up to 600!




It's a 3.3 mile continuous loop, that's why the mileage numbers don't look like they make sense.
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
It was 400 watts that he used to dial it up to, to teach some full-Lycra-clad guy a lesson.
Did this involve hamers being droped and The Look being given?
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Originally Posted by terrymorse
Lighten up, Francis.
Originally Posted by Eric F
I bet you’re fun at parties.
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Who invited Debbie Downer?
I'm telling ya, those Westchester dudes are the worst.
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Originally Posted by genejockey
Did this involve hamers being droped and The Look being given?
Picking up the Northeast accent already?
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Old 03-19-24, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mojo31
Picking up the Northeast accent already?
To be precise, "Then I droped the hamer" was the original wording.
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
To be precise, "Then I droped the hamer" was the original wording.
Were there massive guads involved? (This was before my time on BF)
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I got a "like" from BillyD !?

Maybe my redemption really is complete.
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
To be precise, "Then I droped the hamer" was the original wording.
Correct.
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Originally Posted by Eric F
Were there massive guads involved? (This was before my time on BF)
Correct.
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Originally Posted by Koyote
I got a "like" from BillyD !?

Maybe my redemption really is complete.
Got to acknowledge quality when I see it. A light hearted thread here and there is a breath of fresh air.
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Originally Posted by Kai Winters
Any chance I can get Gladys' phone number...
She can probably do better than Koyote, but she can definitely do better than you.
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
To be precise, "Then I droped the hamer" was the original wording.
That is really unfortunate.


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Nice story . I ride alone almost always , so I don’t relate.
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Old 03-20-24, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by zacster
I know where he rode, and I ride there too. All the wannabees come out to Prospect Park, that would include myself
I haven't cycled in Prospect Park in probably 17 or 18 years, but I do remember the last time I did I got completely dusted by a guy on a unicycle!
Seriously. I was on my Trek 750 7-speed hybrid, he was on one of those large (36"?) wheeled unicycles going >25mph on flat ground, and try as I might I could not catch him. It was sobering.

Did any of youze guyze buy the R600DuraAce t-shirts when the BF 41 produced them? I had one, wore it to a New York Cycle Club event once ...and someone came up to me because he recognized Victor from the face on the shirt!
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I just realized that in a few days is the "fourth Sunday of the month!"

Sadly, probably more of an individual time trial than a group ride.
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Bicyclingcirclejerk is creeping in
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Originally Posted by Trakhak
The great thing about being a casual rider is that you dont have to CONFORM to ANY of the rules "real cyclist" claim you have to. Simply ride any bike or trike the way you want to, wearing anything you want to, at any speed you want, at any cadence you want. Simply enjoy riding.

(Apologies to rydabent for the copy/paste. Looking forward to seeing you guys square off.)
Just don't join this ride, or We're Going to Yell at You
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz
Bicyclingcirclejerk is creeping in
What you do in private is of no concern to the rest of us.
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Old 03-23-24, 11:55 PM
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Story is, when John Prine and Steve Goodman wrote You Never Even Call Me By My Name, a parody of a country song, they were drunk from a cocktail they'd mixed in their hotel room sink, consisting of everything from the minibar.

Seems OP has put together the quintessential BF parody post, which makes me wonder if a cocktail was involved.
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Old 03-24-24, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Sy Reene
Just don't join this ride, or We're Going to Yell at You
After these many years, those are still good warnings for a newbie joining a fast group ride.
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Bicyclingcirclejerk is creeping in
You don't have to announce your arrival. This isn't British Rail..
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