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This again? 🥱
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now if that is the same person during the same time, what a time we live in!
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I used to look like E-bike guy, now I look like road bike guy but with bigger arms and a lot less hair. Gravel guy needs to put down the beer.
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I'm Road bike.
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I'm surprised this is still up. Podium Girls are long gone, Lampre Man as well.
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Where's the touring bike guy? I'd stick him/her between the roadie and the MTB guy.
And what about the track/velo racer? Instead of the big gut you're going to have to flip him/her upside down and show the well-developed "super thighs."
And what about the track/velo racer? Instead of the big gut you're going to have to flip him/her upside down and show the well-developed "super thighs."
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I used to go to the T-Town track once or twice a year for road rides and/or swap meets. One time there was a rider wearing a Penn State kit. Her thighs were scary huge. She looked mutated. I had a hard time imagining her being able to walk normally.
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Hey... I resemble that remark!
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Hey Indy, if you don't like the thread you could have just kept on moving until you found one you like better.
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even my Kalkhoff girl gets removed as 'irrelevant to the discussion' these days. Fully clothed and she even kept her hat on.
if sexy legs are not a part of cycling's benefits, then:
it's one, two, three what are we cycling for
don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Stravaland
and it's five, six, seven calibrate your power meter
this ain't no time to question why, whooopee
the mods rule this site.
I miss the days when tan lines were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
if sexy legs are not a part of cycling's benefits, then:
it's one, two, three what are we cycling for
don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Stravaland
and it's five, six, seven calibrate your power meter
this ain't no time to question why, whooopee
the mods rule this site.
I miss the days when tan lines were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
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even my Kalkhoff girl gets removed as 'irrelevant to the discussion' these days. Fully clothed and she even kept her hat on.
if sexy legs are not a part of cycling's benefits, then:
it's one, two, three what are we cycling for
don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Stravaland
and it's five, six, seven calibrate your power meter
this ain't no time to question why, whooopee
the mods rule this site.
I miss the days when tan line were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
if sexy legs are not a part of cycling's benefits, then:
it's one, two, three what are we cycling for
don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Stravaland
and it's five, six, seven calibrate your power meter
this ain't no time to question why, whooopee
the mods rule this site.
I miss the days when tan line were just as important as KOMs and town line sprints.
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After I spent almost 4 months on a tour, I rode to the beach with some friends. I took off my shirt and was wearing swim trunks that were not long. Three young women laughed at my stark tan lines. (Imagine a human black and white cookie.) I didn’t give a damn. I was proud of the lines I had earned.
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Not quite dead.
I find it weird that we are supposed to pretend that guys who can't see their own belt buckle when they look down, or women who are obviously morbidly obese, are normal and attractive, when fifty years ago slender was a prerequisite for handsome and beautiful. Wtf happened to our culture? Or is that a question for Politics and Religion? Is obesity a political statement? Is food a new religion? Did someone hold all the fat people down, put a funnel in their mouths, and shove food down their throats with a stick? I don't think so.
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