Finish this sentence: "C&V bikes may be compromising the quality of your life if..."
03-17-14, 04:27 PM
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You break your wife's $500 vacuum picking up all the ball bearings you lost in the carpet last time you rebuilt your bottom bracket, headset, and/or hub in the living room.
03-17-14, 06:37 PM
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your fictitious last name is Bikes.
03-17-14, 06:54 PM
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Your wife hears you banging around in the basement and comes charging down the stairs to see if you have bought another bike and are trying to hide it.
03-17-14, 07:11 PM
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...you spend as much time as your better half deciding what to wear to a party when picking out the noble steed for a sunday ride.
03-17-14, 07:31 PM
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...you pay a lot more attention to your Paypal balance than you do to your checking account, 401K, or kid's college fund.
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03-17-14, 07:43 PM
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You postpone getting the head gasket in your car fixed because of an unhealthy obsession with super vitus French frames and the parts needed to build them.
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03-17-14, 09:44 PM
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.... If you suddenly notice your (strangely oversized) pizza cutter is actually stamped 'Campagnolo'.
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03-17-14, 11:56 PM
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if your wife spots bike parts in her dishwasher.
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03-18-14, 12:01 AM
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I don't think I want to complete that sentence at this time........ as I'm quite depressed enough because of my close to non-existent C&V budget this year.......
03-18-14, 12:03 AM
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● 1971 Grandis SL ● 1972 Lambert Grand Prix frankenbike ● 1972 Raleigh Super Course fixie ● 1973 Nishiki Semi-Pro ● 1979 Motobecane Grand Jubile ●1980 Apollo "Legnano" ● 1984 Peugeot Vagabond ● 1985 Shogun Prairie Breaker ● 1986 Merckx Super Corsa ● 1987 Schwinn Tempo ● 1988 Schwinn Voyageur ● 1989 Bottechia Team ADR replica ● 1990 Cannondale ST600 ● 1993 Technium RT600 ● 1996 Kona Lava Dome ●
● 1971 Grandis SL ● 1972 Lambert Grand Prix frankenbike ● 1972 Raleigh Super Course fixie ● 1973 Nishiki Semi-Pro ● 1979 Motobecane Grand Jubile ●1980 Apollo "Legnano" ● 1984 Peugeot Vagabond ● 1985 Shogun Prairie Breaker ● 1986 Merckx Super Corsa ● 1987 Schwinn Tempo ● 1988 Schwinn Voyageur ● 1989 Bottechia Team ADR replica ● 1990 Cannondale ST600 ● 1993 Technium RT600 ● 1996 Kona Lava Dome ●
03-18-14, 04:34 AM
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Compromising the quality of your life if...
... you are slowly poisoning yourself by inhaling oxalic acid fumes and absorbing molybdenum grease through the skin.
03-18-14, 10:22 AM
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...you spend a perfectly good sunny Saturday cleaning up your latest acquisition instead of riding.
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03-18-14, 10:30 AM
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03-18-14, 11:33 AM
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...non-biking and triathlete categories.
...says the man with the onesie
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...says the man with the onesie
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03-18-14, 11:39 AM
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03-18-14, 12:12 PM
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photo album has 120 pics of bikes. 22 of wife and kids.
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03-18-14, 12:21 PM
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