Funny, but not a joke...ETH
05-20-08, 09:43 PM
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Funny, but not a joke...ETH
ETH-Extreme Turtle Head
I don't know where else I could ask this so I will try here on this forum.
ETH is not cool, sometimes scary. How do you prevent this? My junk doesn't like my dern bike shorts.
I know I know...TMI. But seriously, anybody know how to prevent.
(chode is building up nicely since the saddle adjustment.)
I don't know where else I could ask this so I will try here on this forum.
ETH is not cool, sometimes scary. How do you prevent this? My junk doesn't like my dern bike shorts.
I know I know...TMI. But seriously, anybody know how to prevent.
(chode is building up nicely since the saddle adjustment.)
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05-20-08, 09:48 PM
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keep the blood flowing... keep it warm?
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Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
https://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm
Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
https://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm
05-20-08, 10:46 PM
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Okay you guys. I felt stupid asking so I googled it. And unless it's not on google, it's nothing like what you guys are guessing here.
Am I right?
Heck, I don't even want to post the link here. It's gross.
Am I right?
Heck, I don't even want to post the link here. It's gross.
05-20-08, 11:12 PM
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when you have to poop really bad, and the tip of the poop pokes out of the butt, thats "turtle head" or "turtle poke"...I think you have helmet in the bush.
I am going to invent something along the lines of this.....to fix the situation
I am going to invent something along the lines of this.....to fix the situation
05-20-08, 11:20 PM
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That's Prarie Dogging. Peeks out, ducks back in, repeat
I think he means disappearing pecker syndrome.
05-20-08, 11:23 PM
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Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
https://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm
Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
https://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm
05-20-08, 11:56 PM
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Who says you can't pull-over and fix just about any problem that might occur?
Try Drano?
Try Drano?
05-21-08, 12:29 AM
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As long as it still works shen you need it I wouldn't worry about it.
05-21-08, 12:45 AM
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My rides always have some road and some trail. Some of the trail-heads have bathrooms designed for cyclists (they are big and you can get inside with bike and all). I'll try to get a pic... anyway, that falls into planning your ride. The other one falls into equipment: A few baby wipes inside a sandwich bag, placed in your seat-bag... they have so many uses.
05-21-08, 05:05 AM
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Damn it! I've got to clean the coffee off my monitors now.
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Try one of these?
05-21-08, 06:41 AM
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The poop thing is gofer holing (forgot the movie). The front thing is usually from the cold. It's not much fun when the testicles go up inside. Hurts to lean forward at that point.
05-21-08, 07:48 AM
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Try one of these?
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05-21-08, 09:17 AM
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well it was colder than usual. at least 65 degrees plus going 35+ downhill.
I think it is indeed from the cold.
I think it is indeed from the cold.
05-21-08, 10:46 AM
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Either way, yes, TMI.