random racing tips
08-21-10, 05:58 AM
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random racing tips
here's a few, post yours:
1. drafting can be very important and useful.
2. you're (usually) not the strongest guy in the race
2a. even if you are, they can still beat you.
3. wet corners can be slippery.
08-21-10, 06:27 AM
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4. We're going to yell at you!
08-21-10, 07:41 AM
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08-21-10, 08:20 AM
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6. It's not about going fast
08-21-10, 08:37 AM
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7. If you can't (fill in the blank), don't go to Europe.
08-21-10, 09:32 AM
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8. Folding your numbers at a big race will cost you $.
08-21-10, 10:46 AM
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9. You need a FTP of 4.0W/kg to be competitive as a 4
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10. Shorts on first, then icy hot.
08-21-10, 01:21 PM
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08-21-10, 01:25 PM
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12. Park in the bank drive-thru under the overhang.
12a. Don't park next to the port-a-loo.
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08-21-10, 01:54 PM
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13. Bring beer and plastic cups.
08-21-10, 02:00 PM
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14. It's not all about the bike.
08-21-10, 02:10 PM
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12. Park in the bank drive-thru under the overhang.
12.1 Bonus points if it's during banking hours.
08-21-10, 02:13 PM
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15. Racing is training too. Bring food for recovery. Especially if you're racing again the day after.
08-21-10, 02:22 PM
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16. Chamois time is riding time. Done riding? Take off the shorts. You'll grow 'shrooms down there.
08-21-10, 02:25 PM
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17. Red is faster than all of the other colours.
08-21-10, 02:45 PM
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16. Chamois time is riding time. Done riding? Take off the shorts. You'll grow 'shrooms down there.
16a. If you need to pad your training hours, leave shorts on until you've gotten the hours you need.
08-21-10, 02:56 PM
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17. Red is faster than all of the other colours.
Proof that I am a geek:
08-21-10, 03:08 PM
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18. Cool down for a good 10 min after the race, especially important if racing again in a few hours.
19. Get
one of these to massage your quads, or just hire a masseuse if you are feeling rich.
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20. Don't stand when you can sit, don't sit when you can lay down.
08-21-10, 04:05 PM
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08-21-10, 04:34 PM
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20. Don't stand when you can sit, don't sit when you can lay down.
22. Eat before you are hungry. (The Badger)
23. Drink before you are thirsty. (The Badger)
24. Ride lots. (The Cannibal)
25. Don't buy upgrades; ride up grades. (The Cannibal)
08-21-10, 04:40 PM
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26. Don't poop in your bibs (Tom 'The white stuff ain't sugar' Boonen)
08-21-10, 05:28 PM
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26. Don't poop in your bibs (Tom 'The white stuff ain't sugar' Boonen)
Greg "bad peach" Lemond is a much earlier reference for this tidbit.
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27. your bib straps go under your jersey not over.